Danielle Aiken

I’m here for: Cars. Food. Wine. Coffee. Dogs. Travels. Slippers. Engines. All opinions expressed are my own.

[Danielle Aiken @dcaiken]

@VirginAtlantic Nice one thank you

[Danielle Aiken @dcaiken]

Hey @VirginAtlantic Can you share an update on VS231 - due to fly at 11:35 and still no gate? No updates available

[Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire]

Literally the Queen and Paddington

What an opening !

#partyatthepalace @BBCOne

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

Olympics 2028? 💧

[CaterpillarInc @CaterpillarInc]

#DYK Cat Reman isn’t the same thing as a rebuild? Remanufactured Cat parts are disassembled, cleaned, inspected, salvaged, reassembled & rigorously tested for like-new performance at our factories across the globe. Learn more at https://t.co/bt1QfUXlEF. #CatReman #RETHINKREMAN

[innocent drinks @innocent]

WORKING FROM HOME

2020:
Smiling on video calls
3 cups of tea a day
“Sorry Steve, you’re on mute. We all do it”

2021:
Straight-faced on video calls
12 cups of tea
“You’re on mute, Steve”

2022:
Camera permanently off
25 coffees straight into your veins
“IT'S ONE BUTTON, STEVE”

[Danielle Aiken @dcaiken]

What types of cheese did they have? #cheeseandwine #downingstreet

[Claire @clairestrickett]

Proposal to move Christmas to a season less likely to be the peak of a respiratory disease pandemic

[Danielle Aiken @dcaiken]

@TimeOutLondon What about partying in the office?

[CaterpillarInc @CaterpillarInc]

Yellow may be in our blood, but it's all about the customer. Learn how these custom paint solutions came to life to honor a milestone and improve safety: https://t.co/2c92BHGDEU

[CaterpillarInc @CaterpillarInc]

TBT to MINExpo 2021! We look forward to our next event where we can connect with you all. Thanks to everyone for stopping by to learn about our sustainable power solutions. For NEW resources go to https://t.co/DBYEplClkr

#sustainablepower #renewables #MINExpo #mine21

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

9. Jack Russells

The dog of choice for both the Prime Minister and the future King, this breed has made it into the inner circle

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

It was great to be back in Batley & Spen today with our candidate @Stephenson_Ryan.

He has a fantastic plan to secure more jobs, deliver more investment and get more police on the streets in Batley & Spen.

This Thursday, vote for Ryan Stephenson.

[Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley]

“I’m here live, I’m not a cat,” says lawyer after Zoom filter mishap

“I can see that,” responds judge

[Sainsbury's @sainsburys]

@weetabix @HeinzUK Beans have no authority here, no authority AT ALL

[Biden Inaugural Committee @BidenInaugural]

Thank you @KatyPerry for lighting up the night with your sparkling performance of "Firework." 🎇

#Inauguration2021

[Domenico @AvatarDomy]

Boston Dynamics robots dance to 'Do you love me'

[innocent drinks @innocent]

PLAN FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS

1. Do one press up
2. Scream into the void
3. Read a "book" (pizza menu)
4. Scream into the void
5. Start a new hobby (sit down showers)
6. Scream into the void
7. Resist urge to cut own hair
8. Scream into the void
9. Toast
10. Scream into the void