David M. Chism

Co-host of “Between the Headlines”. Proud to wake up every morning in the great state of Mississippi.

[David M. Chism @dchism00]

NEW POD! I’ve been asked to be the conservative co-host for a production by a traditionally left-leaning paper. The tides are turning!

Available on Apple or Spotify, or at https://t.co/DPZKb2Q43L

Thankful, humbled, and a little nervous!

[David M. Chism @dchism00]

@Seraphinaf5 970. 10 men entering the room each with 100 people and 40 leave.

[David M. Chism @dchism00]

@Seraphinaf5 Well, 970 if they enter “with”

[David M. Chism @dchism00]

@TheBabylonBee You shake it enough times it answers “hell no”

[David M. Chism @dchism00]

@LloydLegalist I get it, but tell APPLE to make better native speakers in the top of their phone!! 📱

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

If Marxism worked, they wouldn't need a new name for it every decade.

[David M. Chism @dchism00]

I restore pools and ponds for a living. Jenny and Forrest would have needed stunt doubles to reunite in that cesspool, and this political yapping is the absolute dumbest I have heard. Is informative reporting completely gone now?

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Former President Biden criticized President Trump and made a comment about the ongoing Reflecting Pool renovations during his speech at the 2026 Fight Back & Win Gala hosted by the Maryland Democratic Party on Saturday.

“The Reflecting Pool reflects something even worse than the narcissism and incompetence at the core of this administration,” Biden said. “It’s the corruption… the brazen, blatant corruption. Corruption on a scale never seen before in American history in any administration.”

[David M. Chism @dchism00]

@CBSNews I restore pools and ponds for a living. Jenny and Forrest would have needed stunt doubles to reunite in that cesspool, and this political yapping is the absolute dumbest I have heard. Is informative reporting completely gone now?

[David M. Chism @dchism00]

@Republicans The night the skeleton walked out of the closet on to the world’s stage.

[David M. Chism @dchism00]

@TheBabylonBee This is totally NOT the Bee though! 🤷‍♂️

[David M. Chism @dchism00]

@TaraBull @grok is this real?

[Luai Ahmed @JustLuai]

In honor of Pride month, here’s a list of countries in the Middle East that recognize same sex marriage:

1. Israel

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

In the would-be-assassin's manifesto, he writes how he wanted to kill President Trump because he was a pedophile.

Congrats to all the late night comedians, Democrat leaders, and mainstream media members who told this lie enough times that some guy with a gun believed it.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

We were there front and center.

That venue wasn’t built to accommodate an event with the line of succession for the U.S. government.

After witnessing last night, drop the TDS and build the White House ballroom for events exactly like these.

[David M. Chism @dchism00]

@bartgregory It cheapens the sport. Imagine the networks trying to interview a coach during basketball or football.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

I thought about doing this without any jokes, something I've never done here in 23 years, to impress upon people how much different I feel this issue is from any I have ever covered.

[David M. Chism @dchism00]

@shadwhite The Canadians have run out of letters. And marbles.

[Metatron @pureMetatron]

I'm gonna die on this hill.

Charlie Kirk dies, people laugh and dance.
Rob Reiner dies, people laugh and dance.
Now Robert Muller died, Trump says he is glad he is dead.

Trump will die, people will be dancing and celebrating.
Biden will die, people will be dancing and celebrating.

Can we make it a thing where it's just morally wrong to celebrate death?

It's inappropriate, petty, vindictive and morally out of place.

We need to be better than this as a nation and a people.

[David M. Chism @dchism00]

@NotKennyRogers Bernie is also eligible to play NCAA hoops per the current regulations.