Dave Schwarz

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- Dave Schwarz

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

@Kohler and @phyn you seem to be mistaking me for someone who has a whole bunch of spare time on my hands. Just tell me who to send this to and give me back my money.

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

@united if it’s a choice between flight crew or back office staff who know what they’re doing, you’ve made the right choice.

But this sort of thing DOES get old, you know.

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

@united you GET how annoying this is, right? How is it that continue to prove that you don’t seem understand the internet after all these years?

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

Please do not be part of the problem @Adobe @Acrobat. I’m completely fed up with @Apple. Fix this or I’m done with you, too.

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

@getstepr I though the lack of Strava connectivity was my biggest complaint.

No, it’s that my 30 minute scenic programs abruptly end 7 - 10 minutes early. WHAT IS GOING ON?!?

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

Again @Apple when I open Safari I DO NOT WANT TO CLICK ANOTHER BUTTON TO OPEN FAVORITES

Please do whatever you need to do to stop changing this every time you release a new OS.

It would just be easier for all of us if you would 1) listen and 2) leave something alone for once.

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

So @paramountplus simultaneously raised prices AND reduced reliability.

Bold move.

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

Honestly @Apple

WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?

PLEASE GET IT TOGETHER.

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

@united: “Preorder your meal!”

United’s web team: “We don’t fully understand how the internet works”

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

@netflix get it together. This is the kind of crap I expect from @DisneyPlus. Now you’re just as bad as them (and everyone else)

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

@DisneyPlus great - right in the middle of watching #DWTS live. You’ve always had the worst front end and now you have the worst back end. Oh, and your integration with Hulu is horrific. This will be an easy subscription to cancel.

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

@Apple MAKE THIS STAY OFF. WHY DO I HAVE TO SWITCH THIS OFF ONCE A DAY???

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

@Apple for a feature that is SO BROKEN you’d think you’d want to keep this off instead of defaulting to back on every time there’s an update. Do any of your developers use screenshots? Annoying.

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

@Starbucks if this isn’t the very definition of irony. Your app satisfaction survey is prohibiting us from using the app. Ridiculous.

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

@Forbes I’ve been unsubscribing for six months. Fix this or I’m going to report it every time.

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

Dump the terminals @Clear. You’ve got a bunch of employees standing around, half of them with scanners to scan boarding passes and confirm membership. Upgrade their kit to scan eyes or fingerprints and make the whole process will be significantly faster without the extra queues

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

Seriously @GarminFitness.

This feels like a new, stupid Apple OS “device permissions” issue, but we all know they’re not going to do anything about it.

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

Excited to get the bike out.

But I have to update all my @Garmin devices. Which is awful. It reminds me of 1999 when all the good programmers were working on the Y2K bug and nothing else worked

Seriously-do any of the @GarminFitness employees actually use their products?

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

@united you should know that Opinion Miles Club is either a scam or they’re just really bad at what they do. Either way, in classic United Airlines style, nobody actually tried the system before promoting it. (Just like your website and your phone system). Stop simping for them.

[Dave Schwarz @dcschwarz]

Why is @fi_dogs so unreliable? Connected to both GPS and LTE and still manages to freak us out every two weeks or so. 👎