Doneski

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Thomas Jefferson re: Louisiana, 1803:

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.

[𝒹𝒶𝒾𝓈𝓎 @daisandconfused]

romanticizing the air quality index

[tskrBrian 🔜 CEO @tskrBrian]

your ranked opponent is not a human. they are an abstraction of evil that must be eradicated at all cost to maintain your self worth.

[¿ @umlarp]

putting in my too weak notice

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

My mom after getting rid of her minivan in 2005

[izacc @izaccq]

Wrigleyville being next to Boystown has the same energy as 4th of July coming after pride month

[Sinking 🇪🇸🏆 @EisakuOtomo]

Rockstar Games

[turbomander @turbomander]

been saying this for years

[peet @FRAME_MOGGER]

Binny’s is Toys R Us for Chicago alcoholics

[. @Fimiye]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

No ma’am, I don’t have a boarding pass. I’m simply here to enjoy the world famous dining and nightlife at O’Hare International Airport

[Kiwi @ChineseCheese]

Eating-speed gap relationship

[¿ @umlarp]

doing a line of hope

[frick @gofrickurself]

At rock bottom do you want anything

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[malena @malenairl]

la grasa en el pelo te susurra cosas