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Chieftaincy

CHIEFTAINCY

[Trending Explained @TrendingEx]

Confirmed: Fulani bandit leader terrorizing Zamfara State, Alhaji Tukur was caught alive by vigilantes and butchered into pieces after a foiled attack in Dogon Kade community, Kaura. [v. Gory images in comments]

[The Godfather JP @AyoOyalowo]

Ko ni dafun e, what is Ogbomoso doing in your dirty mouth, you this useless Agulu fraud

[🎀chinazaa🎀💕 @chi81959]

Cow meat is called beef
Lamb meat is called mutton
Pig meat is called pork
What is goat meat called?

[ﻻﺎﺗﺭﻮﻣ ﻝﺍﻭﻻ @deFOOTsoldier]

I love the tears of women in this quote 😍

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

Just remembered that the 5-year-old child of a man on my street threw a stone and broke the windshield of his father’s Lexus GS350.

The father was about to spank the hell out of the child, and the mother said no.

The father then took the cane, whipped the mother first, and then started beating the child.

Nothing concern baba with gentle parenting. Everybody collect.

[This Account Makes You Happy @FeelYouHappy]

You will die instantly if you intentionally harm my daughter, and even more so if you stab her in the eye.

[ﻻﺎﺗﺭﻮﻣ ﻝﺍﻭﻻ @deFOOTsoldier]

It's always the useless unruly Female Customers

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Delivery man delivered package to address but recipient wants him to carry it inside her house. Wahala no de finish 😭

[ﻻﺎﺗﺭﻮﻣ ﻝﺍﻭﻻ @deFOOTsoldier]

You see that Nonsense Customer is always right policy needs to be reviewed...

[DEVINX001❤️ @Mrvinx002]

Khan, I am a dispatch rider, and I'll tell you for free that most of these customers are intentionally wicked. I once went to deliver an order to a customer (medications, by the way). I got there and called her, but she was seriously sick and couldn't come down. She then asked me to go upstairs to the 7th floor, which I did without complaining because she couldn't come down. Ten to fifteen minutes later, this lady reported that I was rude to her. I was so surprised. Some customers know their estate gate doesn't allow bikes inside the estate, but they'll want you to park your bike outside (at your own risk) and still walk another 20 minutes down to their apartment. When you do that, they still expect you to go to the last floor and deliver to them. Some estates don't allow bikes in from 5:00 to 6:00 pm, dawn, but these customers will still expect you to risk leaving your bike outside that night to deliver to them. Let’s not even talk about those who leave their phones on DND and call forwarding. How do you place an order when your phone is on DND? Most times, it's raining heavily, and you see us trying to reach a customer whose phone is on DND. Then, some will place an order; after you deliver, they'll mess it up themselves and report it to the company they ordered from just to get their refund. Some will even say the order is not complete. We face many challenges daily as dispatchers.

[ﻻﺎﺗﺭﻮﻣ ﻝﺍﻭﻻ @deFOOTsoldier]

Iseeeeeeeee

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Delivery man delivered package to address but recipient wants him to carry it inside her house. Wahala no de finish 😭

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

Name a tv series that was fire from start to finish.

[ﻻﺎﺗﺭﻮﻣ ﻝﺍﻭﻻ @deFOOTsoldier]

Ooooooo wisee

[flora💋😫 @floratwt]

I wanna get kidnapped by bandits to see if am smart enough to escape.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Before you pass away, Remove your kids as direct beneficiaries of your assets. Then place all your assets in a revocable trust and name your kids as the beneficiary of the trust. This allows them to by pass the lengthy probate process and gain immediate access to the assets.

[ﻻﺎﺗﺭﻮﻣ ﻝﺍﻭﻻ @deFOOTsoldier]

Before you believe a woman believe a man first

Before you believe a woman believe a man first

Before you believe a woman believe a man first

Before you believe a woman believe a man first

Before you believe a woman believe a man first

Before you believe a 👠

[Destiny Klems🗣️ @klemsx]

“My husband stopped eat my food for 2 years I don’t know why”

“My hasn’t touched me for years I don’t know why”

“My man left me after he made it”

You women cross certain boundaries with men and wonder why he reacts in a certain way.

[ﻻﺎﺗﺭﻮﻣ ﻝﺍﻭﻻ @deFOOTsoldier]

Next you won't hear about her escapes

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

my wife's ex texted her out of nowhere saying: we need to talk, it's serious. she ignored it. then he called, panicking. saying he was in trouble that he didn't know who else to call and that he needed to see her.

she put him on speaker immediately. now listen... most men would've lost their minds right there but i said, if there's even a 1% chance it's real, we'll handle it like adults cos i'm not afraid of the truth so we drove to his apartment. he opened the door fully dressed, cologne on, looking like he had been waiting all day.

there was no panic and no emergency. he just put up a smile abd said: i knew you'd come.

i stood there quietly while my wife asked, what exactly happened? he looked down for a sec, then smirked and said, nothing... i just wanted to know if you still cared.

i have never seen a grown woman look so disappointed, not angry just disappointed cos there's nothing attractive about manufacturing a crisis just to get someone's attention. we left without arguing and that night i learned something: a secure marriage doesn't fear tests but immature people will create them anyway.

[Henry @Uzuakoliii]

Chess In Slum wan use Fawaz and those 3 boys wound us for 3 years now.

[Kofoworola🍰 @Kofotweets_]

This is a cry for help🤲
My neighbor got a masters scholarship in Mathematics at the university of Calabria, Italy
The scholarship covers her tuition, accommodation, meal and stipends

But she needs money for flight tickets, visa application, initial settlement cost and miscellaneous which is a total of €3,122 (4.9 million naira)

I’ve seen her toil, sacrifice so much to get here and we can’t afford to lose this opportunity 🥺

Gofundme- https://t.co/zDXg4v6faG
Dynaraise- https://t.co/1n6O0fXrEJ
Account number- 3126731920,First bank Adisa Blessing Fikayo
(You can support us through any of these accounts)

Pls help this dream come true🥺
Your RT will go a long way🤲
Please, RT

[ﻻﺎﺗﺭﻮﻣ ﻝﺍﻭﻻ @deFOOTsoldier]

For the last time which one is good for a washing machine?

[Nancy Isime @NancyIsime678]

Has there been any time in your life, you were so broke that even 50k wasn’t in your account?

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

This is the difference between European fans and an African(read Nigerian) fans. We don’t value things like this over here.

When that guy was auctioning Victor Osimhen’s match worn boot that he used to score hattrick for ₦1M Naira, I said he’s sitting on multi millions worth if it was to be a European Player in a European country.

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

"Croatia has been robbed"

You wey rob people of original jersey nko?