evan

[evan @deadeheusy]

@SeasideTV @CheerfulYank @hqtrivia Okay

[evan @deadeheusy]

My boyfriend and I just won @hqtrivia for the third time so we’re on our way to Mensa

[evan @deadeheusy]

@hello_aubs That is 100% exactly how it works

[evan @deadeheusy]

When I see my cat

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I love my baby 😍😍😍😍mommy’s little baby ❤️

[evan @deadeheusy]

Where r u goin???

[evan @deadeheusy]

Ah yes, because I go to the gym

[m @miamcshan]

ah yes, because i go to the gym with my headphones in and don’t make eye contact with anyone ASKING for men to come up to me and bother me LMFAO

[evan @deadeheusy]

*has sex to Butterfly by Grimes on repeat*

[SNICKERS @SNICKERS]

Which new Snickers flavor are you most excited to see at Walgreens?

[evan @deadeheusy]

@jul_ukes @LMLascaux Virgos rule welcome to the club

[evan @deadeheusy]

Virgos born in August are weird to me

[evan @deadeheusy]

@LMLascaux The @ function is free hunty

[evan @deadeheusy]

@ladyrizay I know the thought popped into my head and I was pressed for a hot second

[evan @deadeheusy]

@real_ikea He doesn’t care if he lives or dies dude

[evan @deadeheusy]

@ whoever took @eheusy on Instagram

[evan @deadeheusy]

I’m going ✈️ clit

[evan @deadeheusy]

@alexliz513 My mom has brunch™️ so

[evan @deadeheusy]

Well my mom’s got a better social life than I do

[David Mathis🇺🇸 @DMath23]

Worst drivers ranked by state:

15. It’s
14. Impossible
13. To rank
12. Them
11. Because
10. Every
9. State
8. Has different
7. Laws and
6. Everyone
5. Grew up
4. Learning
3. Different
2. Techniques
1. Maryland