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[m @miamcshan]

why don't more people appreciate how funny my tweets are wow

[m @miamcshan]

incredible things happening for the crimson tide

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Hey while we’re talking about our yearly once-in-a-century storm, can we also remind everyone that the GOP wants to disband NOAA?

[Caroline @carolinekwan]

Michael Phelps is literally referred to as a freak of nature because of his disproportionate wingspan, double jointed ankles, lung capacity twice that of an average human, body that produces half the lactic acid of a typical athlete, and he is rightly celebrated for being the greatest male swimmer in history. Meanwhile, female athletes with genetic differences are legally discriminated against and harassed to no end. This is not about “protecting women in sports” - this is about protecting a very specific idea of what a woman is.

[Michelle @Michell33650674]

Here's the TRUTH. Once women got access to BIRTH CONTROL and ABORTION, they stopped being REPRODUCTIVE SLAVES. They were able to PARTICIPATE in the world as more than WIVES and MOTHERS. This is why the GOP wants to TAKE AWAY those RIGHTS. It's NEVER been about "saving babies."

[Rebecca Fachner @rebecca_fachner]

Fellow white ladies. Get over it. Whatever it is, get past it right now. We’re gonna elect a black woman president and I promise you it’s gonna be amazing. Get on board, no reservations.

[m @miamcshan]

@m_selbz tag urself im new hamoshire

[m @miamcshan]

FUCK

[Tim Gettys @TimGettys]

Super Mario Bros. Wonder and Spider-Man 2 come out ON THE SAME DAY.

[m @miamcshan]

@m_selbz can you just tell me next weekend in person !!!!

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

Me (daytime): ugh I just want to sleeeep

Me (lying in bed at night):

[m @miamcshan]

@SpacemanCode Yep. The second they get a little money suddenly they’re greedy. Doesn’t make sense to me.

[shannel @shannel_lynn]

Sir, a second Tom has hooked up with Raquel #PumpRules

[m @miamcshan]

@m_selbz MAGGIE I AM LOSING IT

[m @miamcshan]

@kevingregg @_Glorian_ @rawsalerts this is the full view from my camera. My house is on a curve so our driveway cam angles towards the road.

[m @miamcshan]

@adam_verhoff @TheInsiderPaper this is my video and it was actually a Nest cam :)

[m @miamcshan]

@_Glorian_ @rawsalerts hey this is my vid. It’s from my driveway security camera and yes the person who stole this video cropped it.

[m @miamcshan]

@FOX54News yes you can use it!

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

Just FYI, the same group that is financing the “He Gets Us” Jesus ads is also helping finance the lawsuit seeking to ban abortion medication nationwide

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

everyone I know with an IUD: love it! best decision of my life. also the insertion hurt so much that I passed out and saw god