quiche 😼🐌

life is about the seattle mariners, actually
baseball freak!!!!
any pronouns, an adult
pfp by my friend and banner from the binding of isaac (baby plum)

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

The U.S. has made many video games, meanwhile the USSR has only made one. That game was Tetris however so really the whole thing is a draw still.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

If Better Call Saul is really set in 2004, how come no one is ever talking about Homestar Runner?

[I Follow Women @iFollowWomenOnX]

Pride Month 2 has begun.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

If you're staying overnight in the hospital there should be a mystery you get to solve about the hospital

[SirBogglius @bogglius92142]

Well, if you insist

[FE MS Paint Memes for the Strategically Challenged @fe_paint]

Been replaying DK64 and I will never understand what bullshit Funky was on in that game

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Wikipedia's page "list of last words" is one of my favourites. Some genuinely haunting stuff on there mad then things like "I'll just put my whole head in there then. - Dig Dogby, Australian prime minister, seconds before his violent death by crocodile bite"

[joe @BurdenBurner]

Lindor getting abducted by a UFO mid-game would probably not even crack the top 10 worst moments in Mets history

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[RaiBread @RaiBread776]

IT'S CALLED STAR FOX 64 BECAUSE THE PLAN IS TO REMAKE IT 64 TIMES! DOHOHOHOHO

[Paradox 🫀 @CorrodedParadox]

S line (the S stands for salmon)

[Angry Brewers Fan @MiniMegal]

Average fan reaction to their team being bad:

NFL: Our team just sucks 🤷‍♂️
NHL: Our team just sucks 🤷‍♂️
NBA: Our team just sucks 🤷‍♂️
MLB: The great Billy Joe Kimble curse of 1953 is the reason my shortstop is drawing walks at a below average rate 😡

[val @valtryeks]

Mike Trout? you mean the guy from the Wikipedia page for verbs?

[Mandy Kong 🦍 @mirann_darrow]

The inherent coolness of Shohei Ohtani diminishes greatly every time they lobby for special rules that apply only to him

[quiche 😼🐌 @deadquiiche]

@king_of_limb how have you watched nearly 2000 films

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

I like... football... you know what I can't even do it. I wanted to be silly for april fools day but Baseball is not a joking matter.

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

Thank you baseball for giving autistic people a chance to relate to the world

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Growing up with video game soundtracks as your formative music really warps your brain cause I'll hear The Beatles and think something like "George Harrison's influence on Donkey Kong Country cannot be denied"

[bong hit transplant @catboyhumper]

"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass