Death Valley NP (faux)

I'm expansive and hot. No joke - like really hot. My name says it all.

[Death Valley NP (faux) @DeathValleyNP]

I did my own winter forecast #wxtwitter

@MountWhitneyCA @MtStHelensWA @MtHoodUpdates @iamlakeisabella @MountShastaCA @MountRainierWA @bigsteamygeyser @MtOlympusUT @CraterMischief @LassenPeakCA

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@PNWHeatDome I know you are but what am I

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@LVC_767k You're literally dormant - a collapsed dormant snoozefest

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@sanandreafault Blah blah useless earth gash

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@LVC_767k Hello Long Valley... you know I'm never going to remember that... name's too long - I'm just out here being dry and desolate and I'm expected to remember that?

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@cdnpolar @Canadian911Guy No one likes you

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@PNWHeatDome Very good

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@GitAwkward @GavinNewsom @ShawnRyan762 This guy gets it... but Queen Mary?

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@slashskunk @_ClimateCraze 🤣LoL not on my watch... snow and I have an agreement...

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@KayTate70239276 @CramerSez Is this it?

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That stupid rock @MountWhitneyCA in the Epstien files *allegedly (but we all know it's true)

I really wish I didn't have to look at you all the time

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@PNWHeatDome 🥳

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@FlyTPA Ts &Ps

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@genxtrvl @AcadiaNPS @ArchesNPS @BadlandsNPS @BigBendNPS @BiscayneNPS @BlackCanyonNPS Thanks for the shout out - Just FYI I know these are in alphabetical order but if it were in awesomest to least awesomest I'd be first

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@cdnpolar @vlad_rad @ECCCWeatherBC @weathernetwork @judah47 @PNWHeatDome hahaha

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@TheGonset @TravelNevada Only the dryest

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@LakeSuperior Political lakes are boring... A-political hellish wastelands are the best

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@WakeRevolt @uncoyle Woah... tell me more about this imposter?

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@PblakeyW *all times of the year