michael deaton

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@IanDigsHummus Surprised nobody’s mentioned St. Anger yet… I don’t think it’s as terrible as some people make it sound but it does get annoying after 2-3 songs

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Baconator? I hardly know her

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@LNDANIELSS

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@MadeUpMusician @ThreatNotation Guitar player with money

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@jonny_is_good @ByYourLogic Benny Shaps forgot that Batman is in The Batman :(

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I fucking hate the way “badminton” is spelled

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Anybody wanna egg the Scientology center on Lincoln Ave with me?

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@Woodywing @AbstractWargame @joseph_strecker @ASK_Esq29 @jeffistweeting @shannonvanduren Wow you guys are really into competitive speedwalking

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@jeffistweeting @SoManyBats @joseph_strecker @Radiofloyd235 @ASK_Esq29 @shannonvanduren Hey dumbass if you really want to keep people safe the only ones we need to ban from public bathrooms are republican senators bc if you’ve done 2 seconds of research you would know they’re the ones actually sexual assaulting in bathrooms

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@jeffistweeting @thetreymanhere @Mommydusa @Elliot_CB I’m 99% sure using the term NEET on the internet has a minimum age requirement of 65 too so you must be one of those premature boomers

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@jeffistweeting @thetreymanhere @Mommydusa @Elliot_CB Cry about it this is Twitter not a Ted talk

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@jeffistweeting @shannonvanduren Lmao you’re doing anything and everything you can to avoid the fact that you have no authority to speak for women (especially when you look like the lactose intolerant ghost of buddy holly) get fucked idiot

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@thetreymanhere @Mommydusa @jeffistweeting @Elliot_CB Eat shit dummie your tweets read like the caricature of a racist boomer that spends 22-23 hours a day on Facebook

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@thetreymanhere @Mommydusa @jeffistweeting @Elliot_CB It’s ok just don’t let it happen again

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@thetreymanhere @Mommydusa @jeffistweeting @Elliot_CB Accusation: nobody agrees with you

Evidence:

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@jeffistweeting @GennySchoolsYou You could have tried to make an actual point here but the fact you used the 2nd most recycled joke you people have just shows you don’t have a point to make

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@thetreymanhere @Mommydusa @jeffistweeting @Elliot_CB I just spent 5 min scrolling through your profile to see if your shit ass tweets get any likes and they don’t lmao

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@jeffistweeting @Elliot_CB Stop looking for something to whine about and look for something to wear that doesn’t make you look like Pee Wee Herman joined Weezer

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@jeffistweeting @shannonvanduren how DARE you try to be an authority on women when the real authority on women (some guy named Jeff) is right here explaining everything for our feeble little minds