I swarmed your mom

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[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@dianalokada imagine 2 husbands now

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@giadotai 6x more confusing interface

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@saranormous can’t wait to have passkeys for my passkeys

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@MsEggmily does everyone get a corgi on their first day?

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@silvirouskin speak nerdy to us

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@lauradang0 buy a 2nd one and glue them together

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@Lalinanguyen still proud of u

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@OpenAIDevs so much (lack of) original product thinking in one image

👏

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@itsolelehmann shhh ole, they know what they’re doing with your money

trust the process

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@levie like vibe coding my own Box

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@suchenzang it’s a common mistake, Jessica

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

looks like a visit from the FBI

can’t wait to find unauthorized videos of me on onlyfans

[Nicolas Bustamante @nicbstme]

Thank you @taurobots for cleaning my house. Everything is sparkling clean, and we got to see a glimpse of the future!

Can’t wait to delegate all my chores to robots to spend more time with my wife and daughter!

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@nicbstme @taurobots looks like a visit from the FBI

thanks, I hate it

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@charlierward congratulations, she’s not a robot or ai waifu

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@yongfook welcome to 1 year ago

you’ll come around

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

OpenAI: nah, we haven’t saturated FelonyBench yet. Think we can really juice this lemon

Meta: can we give it a butt or say it looks like a butthole?

Jensen: what in gods name…

[Jensen Huang @JensenHuang]

Today, with over 100 industry partners, we introduced the NVIDIA Open Agent Safety Platform, bringing together OpenShell and Sentry.

Artificial intelligence is extraordinary technology that will advance discovery, productivity, security, health, and prosperity for generations to come.

But its full promise can only be realized when people have confidence that AI is being built to be safe and deployed with wisdom and responsibility.

This is bigger than a single product. It's the beginning of an open ecosystem to build the trust layer for safe agent systems.

Together, we are building the foundation of the AI economy.

Trust and innovation are not in conflict. Safety is how trust is earned. We must build not only the most capable AI, but the most trusted AI, so that this extraordinary technology can realize its enormous promise for the world. https://t.co/ugYWQ1MyRi

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@JensenHuang OpenAI: nah, we haven’t saturated FelonyBench yet. Think we can really juice this lemon

Meta: can we give it a butt or say it looks like a butthole?

Jensen: what in gods name…

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@paularambles body count: 1
rides: 700

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@_Shark_byte @cosign exactly the mechanics for why cosign will fail

[I swarmed your mom @DeclinedToAlign]

@sandhya ran out of things people actually needed help with