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prediction markets enjoyer
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when you found out there’s been an arbitrage bot sitting in the open for ages, built by a polymarket team member, and it’s making 1000x your friends’ salaries while you were asleep…

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$386K in 5 months with a Polymarket bot

account livebreathevolatility joined Oct 2025. 34k predictions. $386k profit. looks like a genius, but it’s just a bot running on repeat

the bot was built by Josh Stevens - a member of the Polymarket team. it watches 15‑min BTC markets. first 2 minutes it catches a dump, buys the dip, then hedges when the opposite side drops enough to lock profit. runs 24/7.

the trader scaled it - hundreds of shares per trade across multiple markets. small edge, thousands of trades, massive result

code is public. strategy is simple. no luck needed.

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@adiix_official I just can't stand by and do nothing anymore

I'm in!

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@xmayeth >I listened to you
>I made some money

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@Sevenup27 Does he have just one account?

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@slash1sol Street vending is dead...

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@LunarResearcher In a situation like this, you definitely can't let your emotions get the better of you ;D

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@Medvidio this bot will probably make me rich

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@0xTrackmind the spread never lies fr

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$386K in 5 months with a Polymarket bot

account livebreathevolatility joined Oct 2025. 34k predictions. $386k profit. looks like a genius, but it’s just a bot running on repeat

the bot was built by Josh Stevens - a member of the Polymarket team. it watches 15‑min BTC markets. first 2 minutes it catches a dump, buys the dip, then hedges when the opposite side drops enough to lock profit. runs 24/7.

the trader scaled it - hundreds of shares per trade across multiple markets. small edge, thousands of trades, massive result

code is public. strategy is simple. no luck needed.

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@Medvidio He's a legal cheater!

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@smaaaliy Without these skills, you can forget about making big bucks

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when you copytraded a political insider’s wallet, made more than you ever did in your whole life, and then some guys in black start knocking on your door…

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are we looking at a political insider here?

this guy on polymarket made $1.2M in 10 months. ALL-TIME profit. this isn't luck.

check his profile: https://t.co/WKFXTCv2xB

look at his closed positions - he's winning EVERYTHING. Kevin Warsh as Fed chair (+151%), US strikes Iran (+35%), Epstein files release (+26,961%!!!), Russia-Ukraine ceasefire (+2,196%)

how does he KNOW? where's this accuracy coming from? Venezuela engagement 0.2¢ entry - wins. Khamenei out +915%. government shutdown +19,280%. Cuomo NYC mayor +41,239%

$677K on a single bet. $1.8M on another

he's currently holding $262K betting NO on Iranian regime falling, $247K betting NO on Netanyahu out by March

either this is the luckiest person on the planet, or he has sources nobody else has

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@AlenaChramtsova @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade Of course it's possible

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@Xdamagee I would ask the same thing as your neighbor

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@0xwhrrari Perplexity is my favorite neural network

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@0xwhrrari You showed that guy who messaged you what's what

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@igor_mikerin @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade I trust this source!!! 👍👍👍

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@Atenov_D @Polymarket @PolymarketTrade @Rhythm99x @lukmanAufbau @nikhilaprabhu @HFTMutant @_andrew_h @Flamesonchain @prernaprasad555 @layeroneisready I love Maxclaw - it's incredibly comfortable

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@LunarResearcher Holy crap, man 😆

You managed to outargue even a neural network...

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@shmidtqq Even the biggest idiots make money off of this