Coochie Dad

My adjectives are Handsome/Brilliant.

[⌚️🇵🇷 @HexFrank]

They deserve to be

[lew 🫧 @celtslewis]

@TheDunkCentral @TheHoopsAlerts I MIGHT SWERVE BEND THAT CORNER WOAHHH

[Coochie Dad @dee_cisions]

@BandiiBandi 😂😂😂

[Coochie Dad @dee_cisions]

@ESPNCleveland @JFowlerESPN No. AJ is too much for a SB winning QB let alone any QB we’ll have in the building in 26

[Coochie Dad @dee_cisions]

@colincowherd @Raiders lol Mendoza will have nightmares w/Teller in dri fit gear on the sideline 75% of the season 😂😂

[Coochie Dad @dee_cisions]

@fxcknxggafree_ After he gave all the sauce to the owner smh

[Coochie Dad @dee_cisions]

If growing ya own produce wasn’t on ya mind before, prolly should be now.

[HealthRanger @HealthRanger]

Trump just declared, "glyphosate-based herbicides are a cornerstone of this Nation’s agricultural productivity and rural economy." And he's declaring glyphosate weedkiller to be a federally-protected critical resources.

This is insanity. He is now pushing the mass poisoning of American food crops and groceries with cancer-causing deadly weedkiller chemicals that will be sprayed all over the food crops.

Trump just declared chemical warfare on the American people. It's all here in black and white:
https://t.co/eFPZPxa8nD

[Coochie Dad @dee_cisions]

The hoes used to be going so crazy on Tagged and MySpace😂

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

And then y'all told us she wasn't a real planet after teaching us in school that she was, go to hell

[Coochie Dad @dee_cisions]

Waking up on a random Wednesday in February with a direct deposit of 54M seems nice 😩

[Chiefstalk @Chiefstalk_]

BREAKING: The Chiefs have restructured Patrick Mahomes’ contract freeing up $44m in cap space for the 2026 season.

The Chiefs converted $54.45 million of QB Patrick Mahomes’ 2026 salary into a signing bonus.

The move has lowered Mahomes’ salary cap number from $78.2m to $34.65 million for 2026, opening up $43.56 million in cap room for the Chiefs.

Per @Jason_OTC

[Coochie Dad @dee_cisions]

@NawIwont Idk they be putting sugar in they grits cuzz😂

[Coochie Dad @dee_cisions]

I know some ppl eat rice as a breakfast food but idky. Grits is right there. Cream of wheat is right there.

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Saying a man has to unlock your feminine side 😂

[I @W_Asherah]

Not all grandparents fought colonialism.

Some collaborated.

And taught their children to collaborate.

Remember that.

[Atlanta Journal-Prostitution @285Slim]

All that “respect your elders” chatter is null and void to me when it’s an old nigga sitting up saying some bullshit.

[Coochie Dad @dee_cisions]

@NightcapShow_ @ShannonSharpe @ochocinco @TheJoeJohnson7 There was nobody in the way cuz you had…

[Coochie Dad @dee_cisions]

Welp, I know what I’ll be doing August 15th 😂

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

The Fall-Off World Tour. US Pre-Sale begins tomorrow. International Pre-Sale Wednesday. https://t.co/ulpQHPOrE7

[Coochie Dad @dee_cisions]

Both are two extremes you don’t want parts in

[✨BLOCKIANA✨ @Big_Dreez89]

Bitches always talking about “stay away from the girl with no friends” ! NOOOO…. stay away from you heauxz who be with everybody ! Ain’t no way y’all everybody’s friend !

[Alma ☾⋆⁺₊🎮✩°｡ @alsjournall]

Propaganda I’m not falling for:

“If he wanted to, he would”

Because it’s a weaponized phrase to shame men into doing what women’s wants without considering stress, money, neurodivergence, culture, fear, or plain confusion.

Entitled people are just the worst.

[Coochie Dad @dee_cisions]

She’s so fucking weird.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Tiffany Haddish reveals to Logan Paul that he missed out on a movie role after giving her a fake number