Divya Gopalan

Underrated tweeter

[Matt Farr @philosofarr]

Overheard a university student say “Arctic Monkeys were my dad’s favourite band when I was little.” The passage of time is relentless, unfathomable, cruel, and unforgiving.

[Divya Gopalan @dee_gops]

Him: Let’s get married on Sunday.
Me: I can’t, my plumber has promised he’s coming and if I miss it I’ll have to wait 7 years.

[Bo Crave @Bomanizer]

Every TedX speaker giving a Ted Talk

[India Wants To Know: India's First Panel Quiz Show @IWTKQuiz]

The city of Manchester, one day ran out of fresh coriander and it was all due to one remarkable Indian lady - Madhur Jaffrey. 🧵

[Adrian Bliss @adrianbliss]

Welcome to the stomach

[Divya Gopalan @dee_gops]

Genius

[Coach D @DerekRadleyGolf]

#DadHack🎣⚾️ @barstoolsports

[Divya Gopalan @dee_gops]

@genesiaalves You’re on fire today!

[Divya Gopalan @dee_gops]

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[Adalynn ✞💛 @addy_celeste]

My sweet mommy , I will miss you forever. 🤍🕊

[Divya Gopalan @dee_gops]

I know we need to normalise miscarriages but I’m really ok if we don’t see them in cinema. The shot of a pregnant woman in the shower with the blood circling the train is just 😭

[Old Head Energy @Cheamane]

Will Smith slapping Chris Rock stayed in the news cycle longer than 10 black people being slaughtered in a supermarket.

Sad.

[Kevin Mullet @KevMagnet]

I dream of Living George Lucas’ current life. Just wandering the mall, hanging out with my wife, and having $7.5 billion in the bank. The dream

[Divya Gopalan @dee_gops]

@genesiaalves

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@genesiaalves I wouldn’t mind some Bombil Breeze

[Divya Gopalan @dee_gops]

Me before becoming a mom: Mother’s Day is such a hollow token gesture. One day isn’t enough to honour them.

Me after becoming a mom: Token shmoken my a$$. Just get me breakfast in bed and leave me there for the rest of the day, thank you.

[Divya Gopalan @dee_gops]

Wordle 318 2/6

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[Reductress @Reductress]

BREAKING: Man Makes Midlife Crisis Everybody's Problem: https://t.co/0zOj3YlAfT

[Divya Gopalan @dee_gops]

@kingkalmi_ 24! You a child. Happy Birthday kid.

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Wordle 306 5/6

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[Divya Gopalan @dee_gops]

@TheKuzzu @genesiaalves Especially the ‘unpopular’ ones