Colin Burns

Designer of Stuff, Pistonhead, Striving Musician. A Scot in California...

[Colin Burns @deeceeburns]

@elonmusk @EddieObeng Not in my world…

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Trump, a warning from history.

[𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝔸l 🌐 𝕏 @ShitzN_Giggles]

This, on behalf of VP Harris and women in general. Watch till the end because it’s hilarious.

[Adam Schwarz @AdamJSchwarz]

I can’t stop thinking about the fact that instead of spending £700 million to send four volunteers to Rwanda, the government could have given £1 million to 700 schools in the most deprived areas of the UK.

Absolutely shameful.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

Now with the bandage off, it looks like it looks like it was a direct hit.

[Holli Holliday @hollileshae]

I was one of the 44k!!! #WinWithBlackWomen #OneVoiceOneFight

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Ahem.

[Suspiciously Fluffy Fella 🐶 @frances94354144]

1/ Short 🧵 on elections and felon candidates for all my American fellas.

I am Italian and I lived through the Berlusconi era. In a lot of ways Berlusconi was to Italy what Trump is to the USA.
If you want to know what will happen, look at Italy 20 years ago.

[Turing Fest @turingfest]

Speaker roundtables are BUSY today and you can really feel the enthusiasm brimming in the expo hall! Don’t forget to catch your favourite speaker for an in-depth chat after their session.

@andybudd has one of the busiest tables so far this year!

📍#TuringFest @eicc

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I wish I lived in a country where Donald Trump raping and sexually assaulting girls within Jeffrey Epstein’s child sex trafficking ring was treated with at least half the outrage and gravity of Joe Biden having one bad debate night.

[Colin Burns @deeceeburns]

@RachelReevesMP @Keir_Starmer looking forward to hear how you can use your overwhelming mandate to unwind the Tory damages, I hope you’re working with @GoodLawProject to recover the stolen public monies for the people of the UK…

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

The British media: It's been an okay night for the greens as they secure 4 seats

Also the British media: The Reform Party have caused a political earthquake by storming their way to 4 seats

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Police Scotland put 3 forensic tents in Nicola Sturgeon's garden because £600,000 of donations might have been used inappropriately.

Police England didn't even question Michelle Mone when she flaunted herself around London, she owes £232,000,000 to the tax payer.

[Colin Burns @deeceeburns]

I’m going to take a wee break from social media - feels like it’s taking more than it gives at the moment… #deleteapp

[Viken Vartanian @vikenistic]

When things are bat-shit crazy, mass deaths due to rampant disinformation, brazen impunity of criminals plotting their next crimes in plain sight which includes the dismantling of democracy—all you can do sometimes to keep your sanity is jokes.

[Jacob 🏳️‍🌈 @OhHeyJacob]

Twitter! I need your help! I have just found this sat on the top of a bin in the street. It works perfectly and is obviously lost. The log in name is Yasmin Walker, the screensaver is a large husky dog and it was found by Imperial Wharf station. Any leads appreciated.

[Gerry Hassan @GerryHassan]

This is the @BBC's Laura Kuenssberg acting as an unofficial spokesperson & interpreter for Boris Johnson's Government: a line she does seem happy to continually cross over into.

[Colin Burns @deeceeburns]

V&A Dundee have an amazing role now open - to lead the ground-breaking Design for Business programme there. This is about connecting great design to Scottish businesses; https://t.co/git4NIozgH

[Colin Burns @deeceeburns]

V&A Dundee have an amazing role now open - to lead the ground-breaking Design for Business programme there. This is about connecting great design to Scottish businesses; https://t.co/git4NIozgH