Dan Moss

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

if you’re buying one of those daft cars with a desktop PC on the dashboard i think the least it could do would be to offer ‘driver tips’ when it boots up in the style of elder scrolls loading screens, “indicators are useful to let others know when you’re turning,” stuff like that

[Dan Moss @deeem119]

@dandouglas “Jojo and gran graaaan!”

[Dan Moss @deeem119]

@Jimllpaintit Use the potions. You’ll always find more.

[Dan Moss @deeem119]

@andyblackburn @easyJet Got some new followers out of it though.

[Dan Moss @deeem119]

@andyblackburn @easyJet Christ there are a lot of scammers replying to this.

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

this is awful, and they should all do what i do: keep two massive ikea boxes full of surplus SCART cables and move them from flat to flat to flat to flat to flat to flat to flat to flat to flat to flat to flat over 20 years

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

seven bins, in Duke Nukem 3D

[Dan Moss @deeem119]

@FryRsquared omg you’re on @HEYDUGGEE ! I heard the voice and wondered how my toddler had started playing Curious Cases.

[Dan Moss @deeem119]

@dandouglas No worries, thanks for checking!

[Dan Moss @deeem119]

@dandouglas I feel like a horrible chancer who doesn’t tell you how much I’m looking forward to a Duke Smoochem release often enough, but have you got any more of those invites going? 😬

[Prof Francesca Stavrakopoulou @ProfFrancesca]

Clergy in slow-mo like the start of a holy heist movie

[Dan Moss @deeem119]

@dannydrivethru @dandouglas 😀

[Dan Moss @deeem119]

@RBlackPA Or any brand, they do lots of big scrapers like that. The bigger the better, and far less work.

[Dan Moss @deeem119]

@RBlackPA You really need an upgrade, these work so much better: https://t.co/yWemCSTrGe

[Dan Moss @deeem119]

@nathanwpyle @effohriordan We, too, have a small being with persistent consciousness tonight. @podri

[Dan Moss @deeem119]

@TwitterSupport And how is this blue button supposed to be helpful? It’s just another way to accidentally skip to the top of the timeline. You’re literally filling my timeline with things you think I might want to read, then encouraging me to skip over it, instead of just letting me choose.

[Dan Moss @deeem119]

@TwitterSupport And this is a tweet from a list I’m following. I’m already following it! I read the list, and I keep it in a list so my main timeline isn’t overrun! That’s the point!

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

if british sitcoms were set during the pandemic