danielle

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Fighting anorexia by putting my disordered thoughts in Jar Jar Binks’ voice. MESA SCARED OF DA CHEESECAKE FACTORY!!!! Do you hear how fucking stupid that sounds.

[Gianfranco @whatsgoodgurl]

Leaving love island on the first day because I forgot my bathing suit

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I’m at that weird age where every younger person I meet makes me realize how much l've aged, and every older person I meet makes me realize I'm still a baby.

[danielle @deegunns]

@mandersonville @Driftwould2 Hahaha my apologies!! 😂

[danielle @deegunns]

@mandersonville @Driftwould2 Canadian spotted 😂🇨🇦

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[danielle @deegunns]

@hammerito This happened when I was a young altar girl and me and my best friend almost lost it 😭

[danielle @deegunns]

@pangaeafan I bought weed from a guy who had a flying squirrel once 😂

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

zero aging anxiety cause i have many lives left to live and a girl like me only gets more iconic with time

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[danielle @deegunns]

@auraficial @Anthonysmdoyle I literally saw an article that millennials killed napkins because they all use paper towels instead 😂

[stephen @stephenattong]

canadians be like did you get $49.11 from the bread settlement

[TSwany @TSwanyIRL]

he pisses me off so bad this video came to me in a vision and I had to make it

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

if you’re 34 and don’t have kids, you’re
actually 28.

[ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke]

Sometimes when the weed really hits I feel like the melted girl from the anti-weed ad in the 2000’s but the commercial doesn’t mention that it feels awesome when you’re just chillin

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

please stop bringing your kids to the park I'm trying to smoke here

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

microdosing heaven by sitting in the sun & listening to birds sing

[danielle @deegunns]

@Aaron18_Music @roryisconfused Rant was my absolute favourite book as a teen 😭