DeepSpaceGantry🪁🎭🎨🧮📡

Truly have the sages said that to cherish a base character is to give one's honor to the wind, and to involve one's own self in embarrassment.

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A man went to the store to buy some raisins. When he got there he asked a cashier, "What aisle are the...”
"...raisins in?" she asked.

Astonished, he asked, “How did you know?"

"I am a psychic. I can read minds,” she replied

"Really?” he said. “Well then, what am I..."

"Thinking now?” she interrupted. “You're thinking about what I might look like naked."

"Yes, I am,” he admitted.

"And now you're emboldened by the fact that I'm not acting disgusted, so now you think you have a chance to sleep with me,"
she went on.

"Also true,” he nodded.

"And now you’ve realized the futility of trying to flirt, since I know exactly what you're thinking, no matter how you act or what you say."

"I am helpless, truly, before you,” the man smiled

"Then why do you smirk so confidently?" she asked.

He leaned down and whispered,Because you don't actually know where the fucking raisins are, do you?”

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

If you're feeling stressed out don't worry--things are going to get much, much worse.

[Axios @axios]

Philadelphia to become safe haven for gender-affirming care https://t.co/RYoKHsYrIm

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Best gender reveal party of all time

[Senator Jeff Merkley @SenJeffMerkley]

Wildfires are still burning across the country and temporary pay increases for wildland firefighters are set to expire in the middle of November. I am fighting in the Senate to make sure we pass permanent, comprehensive pay reform for wildland firefighters ASAP.

[DeepSpaceGantry🪁🎭🎨🧮📡 @deepspacegantry]

@fionaboyce1 @hey_its_emery_ @_celia_bedelia_ @fleetwood_ziggy This is the worst save attempt I have ever seen, keep going.

[Miles @aMILESwide]

@broadcastmike This is the attitude enlisted face all the time when reporting quality of life issues up the chain. I came back from three weeks of TDY to find this mess. I “adulted” by spending $300 of an E5 paycheck on a dehumidifier. Yes I submitted a workorder, but was told HVAC was fine.

[Sam Rogers @RealSamRogers]

@broadcastmike But please bro, they need their promotions bro, just one more star bro and they'll totally fix the bricks and the rapes and the suicides bro, just trust them bro they've just been focused on winning wars bro things will change.

[DeepSpaceGantry🪁🎭🎨🧮📡 @deepspacegantry]

The pinnacle of discipline.

[Task & Purpose @TaskandPurpose]

Major General Isenhower, CG of 1st Armored Division, on the issues in the barracks:

“I will tell senior leaders I don’t have a mold problem, I have a discipline problem.”

[DeepSpaceGantry🪁🎭🎨🧮📡 @deepspacegantry]

Maybe buy a dehumidifier?

[Mart Kuldkepp @KuldkeppMart]

The news of Russian sabotage of the Baltic-connector natural gas pipeline between Finland and Estonia was today followed by massive bomb threats against Estonian schools and kindergartens. Latvia experienced similar threats already a couple of days ago.

I don't think we needed a reminder that Ukraine is fighting for all of us, but thanks anyway.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

nine united nations staff killed by airstrikes in gaza.

[War Thunder @WarThunder]

Yep, all game replays are accessible online for you to watch!
https://t.co/LAMrtW9HfM

[Chaplain Sophie Luther @SophieLuther83]

@RenoCavalry

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

Hamas is a terrorist organization.

Putin's Russia is a terrorist organization.

Iran's theocrats support both Hamas and Russia.

They all collaborate.

Israelis, Ukrainians, Americans & the entire democratic world must deepen their collaboration to defeat this terrorist alliance.

[Mykhailo Lavrovskyi @Lavrovskyi]

Yesterday, I had quite a depressive mood.

I woke up today, and one of the first things I saw on my feed was a video of a guy describing his last call with his mother. She was trying to leave the occupied territory with her other son’s children.

Russians killed them all while the mother was still on the line.

The last thing that guy heard was the crying of his 1.5-month-old nephew, which stopped after the shot.

Hearing that reminded me why I'm doing what I'm doing.

[Mykhailo Lavrovskyi @Lavrovskyi]

Today, I want to ask your help to fundraise 3k USD to fix this Volkswagen T4 that guys from the 110th Brigade sent us.

I personally worked with them last spring and summer in Avdiivka, and I know that the need for any kind of transport in that area is enormous. 🔽

[CJ @CasualArtyFan]

You don’t need to be a Casual Artillery Fan to know what this means about the current state of Russian artillery.