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Mastodon fediverse etc @[email protected] at the peak of freshness

[Notorious D.A.B. @DabAggin]

Shoutout to all the Trump fans who are never sure when it's *you're* vs. *your* but who are now suddenly constitutional law scholars.

[frighteningly normal @cuddleordie]

panic! at the everywhere i go

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

I am an asymptomatic carrier of Christmas cheer. A "Typhoid Santa," if you will

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

Tonight on Loin Patrol: Steve copes with the loss of his loins, while Kelly takes the LoinCopter for a spin.

[AlecBaldwin(HABF) @AlecBaldwin]

Him: Let's name our dog Snacks
Her: Que, no! I will not have this name for my dog!
Him: What about Tapas?
Her: (muttering) Madre mia...

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

Twidurrrrrrr

[Vincent Mariani @Gizzmonic]

Somewhere, the world's best armpit farter languishes in obscurity.