kemba

Just think about OJ Mayo. OJ Mayo is your 6th man. That’s gonna get you through this.

[kemba @DeetoDC]

Commercials in the middle of the half so the players can drink some water

[kemba @DeetoDC]

@awfulannouncing Partially reverse correlated parlay where the leg he’s comfortable in is -170. Thanks guy

[kemba @DeetoDC]

@adamlevitan He was also dogshit at being directly sponsored by sportsbooks so adding ESPN between him and the sportsbooks is the perfect solution

[kemba @DeetoDC]

This is fucking pathetic man

[FIFA Media @fifamedia]

Official attendance figures reflect the number of tickets scanned and spectators present within the stadium footprint, rather than visual assessments of seating occupancy at any given moment during the match. FIFA works closely with stadium authorities and ticketing teams to ensure all published figures are based on verified operational data.

Please note that, during last night’s match in Guadalajara, several ticketed fans could be seen standing in concourses rather than staying in their assigned seats throughout the match.

[kemba @DeetoDC]

@ColbyNFL This dude had a fucking meltdown on me last week when I called him out on saying not to worry about Cooper because the cops said it was bullshit

[kemba @DeetoDC]

Getting a bunch of shit you don’t need just because it’s free is the most American thing I’ve seen anyone do this tournament

[CCP IS ASSHOE @CCPISASSH0E]

On today’s episode of, “The European mind cannot comprehend this”…..

[kemba @DeetoDC]

@KvngDKN He looks like the old version of himself from the pool commercial 😭

[Pete Nakos @PeteNakos]

Texas Tech leadership team has released a video answering questions on Brendan Sorsby.

https://t.co/7bwSnKLfdr

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

we gotta destroy this thing in a way so brutal future robot generations will shake when they recount the tale

[kemba @DeetoDC]

@kneand_ Only thing funnier would be if they did the stub sale first

[kemba @DeetoDC]

@Underdog Steph is taller than AJ Brown and Justin Jefferson

[kemba @DeetoDC]

@TylerIAm I don’t think his extension is *that* bad for mid/low level teams. He’s still a good player who can be had basically for free or even with additional assets. Think he is better/younger than your typical salary dump

[kemba @DeetoDC]

Jerry’s girlfriend is late to the game because she was at SAT prep

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jerry’s new girlfriend gets him courtside, but she turns out to be a Spurs fan.

George can’t watch the game because Frank insists on watching the Yankees.

Elaine pretends to be Mariska Hargitay to get into Dolan’s box.

Kramer hosts an illegal viewing party outside of MSG.

[kemba @DeetoDC]

@DragonflyJonez Thanks, Magic

[kemba @DeetoDC]

@VanLathan @Less_HumbleTeej

[The Strickland @TheStrickland]

The Knicks won an NBA Finals game that featured a Jeremy Sochan stepback fadeaway airball over Wemby while down 24

[Madison Mills @MadisonMills22]

Massive crowd on the Upper West Side starts chanting “UPS” simply because a UPS truck pulls up #GoKnicks