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cámaragrafo, enthusiasm enthusiast, i’m matzo ball scoop, and always desperately trying to close all my browser tabs

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i made this handle and got mad twitter put a “1” after it, furious for them telling me @definitelyevan was available and livid someone got that name first. so i cursed that person until i searched and realized i am that person, i already had that handle and i’m just a dumbass

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@RaucousRicky @_beefcakeii_ @KaseytheAuthor @BardVorpal don’t see how but ok

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@RaucousRicky @_beefcakeii_ @KaseytheAuthor @BardVorpal weird projection bud. i hope you have a good life. this was a bad idea. you’re angry at the concept that some people spend a small amount of their time being aware of their surroundings in a focused manner. super weird. maybe take a breath

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@RaucousRicky @_beefcakeii_ @KaseytheAuthor @BardVorpal i gotta start valuing my time and not doing this

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@RaucousRicky @_beefcakeii_ @KaseytheAuthor @BardVorpal i’m talking scenarios like, someone has a seizure, fall, normal stuff. like you’re mad at the concept of being aware of your environment so that you can quickly act if you need to. are you ok?

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@RaucousRicky @_beefcakeii_ @KaseytheAuthor @BardVorpal that is new information

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@jrh79fl @philspencerz @david_tough and yet here you are, doing exactly that. you HAD to comment about your feelings. you need a different therapist, not every feeling and emotion deserves to be validated you’re an adult. some emotions, like “mourning” a transition, is childish you should be told that

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@bpheard @Raffi_RC it’s only through fundamentally changing basically every system in the US with an eye towards equity and “social justice” can we find solutions that actually work, are sustainable, and improve life for everyone. this isn’t 0 sum. removing bigotry does not mean anti-white ideas

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@bpheard @Raffi_RC but the focus on “social justice” isn’t a specific thing like, military spending, school curriculum or govt run housing. focusing on social justice is about unwinding all of the bigotry baked into the systems of say, the military, schools or housing. 1/2

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@TheMicroScoop @SweetMattyD there is a brief window of time, right after any scoop sees matt’s tweet, but before they see Chris’s; where we all have the same brain

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@TheMicroScoop @SweetMattyD for a brief window of time, right after any scoop sees matt’s tweet, but before they see Chris’s; where we all have the same brain

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@BromanCarrie @JCmacc1 @stonygirl @MattWalshBlog if value only relates to money it means no hobbies have value. just bc walsh makes money from being a sad sack of misery, doesn’t give it “value” even if there is a literal $ value attached to his evil. enjoying music and learning to cook > internet trolling in terms of value

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@kodi @LindaIHiggins @neal_katyal fucking deranged stuff

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@LindaIHiggins @neal_katyal this seems like a blister prescription to do plastic first on skin like what the heck

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@tuna_commander @azarilaw @neal_katyal these are the kinds of people who “reluctantly” defend the morally repugnant because “the system needs people to have competent representation” just absolute monsters obsessed with a veneer of humanity

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@neal_katyal that you think it was supposed to be some risk-free tourist excursion and think the only spontaneous part for you was the worst shows how much you don’t get the ethos. you’re a bad person neal

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@neal_katyal how can you go to burning man and also love (legally support within a narrow framework) child slavery?

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@TrECeNTeRs @ZGoldenGrimlock @RonStan44933983 @scrowder @YouTube @rumblevideo you just described reality. with at-will employment if your bosses don’t like your politics they can decide to make your salary anything they want, even 0 dollars by firing you

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@WholesomeMeme hmmm im not gonna call this racist but at the very least it’s stupid as fuck

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@thomaschattwill @ijbailey having said that helmets at protests can actually be very useful when there is a threat of rioting by police (there is always a threat of rioting by the police)

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@thomaschattwill @ijbailey love to see writers from the atlantic make snap judgements on who “looks working class” enough to be taken seriously totally a fine and normal thing we should respect. i’ll remember my coal miner’s helmet the next time i need to protest