dirt eater

[dirt eater @deftones69]

my pronouns are mother/fucker

[dirt eater @deftones69]

@emmbrown420 shut up i wash just feeling upset about this for breakfast

[dirt eater @deftones69]

transitioning will not save you from driving over the curb at dutch bros every time

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

driving a car on the open road in the southwest is divine and blessed and fully aligned with god, but driving a car in a suburb to pick up starbies or whatever is one of the most fascist things that normal people do every day

[dirt eater @deftones69]

@emmbrown420 .....when you stay in a casino the same night it absolutely does

[mir @scullyberg]

me at the job i begged god for

[dirt eater @deftones69]

I wish there was a way to send this to every single person I work with without sending this to every single person I work with

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Remote workers at 1:37 PM after replying "Sounds good" on Slack

[dirt eater @deftones69]

i should call her

[dirt eater @deftones69]

is it gay to heart react to another man's microsoft teams message

[dirt eater @deftones69]

gentle parenting my dog for gnawing on the specialty sweet potato i left on the counter

[lucía ౨ৎ @eyretartt]

no need for a halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid 20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore

[dirt eater @deftones69]

This is exactly what having a dog feels like

[Avy @NOTAVYVERT]

You ever get so high it feel like you got a hat on

[dirt eater @deftones69]

changing hair products actually does solve everything

[dirt eater @deftones69]

i wish i could teams message my dog while im at work

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

daily affirmations:
- i do not need a sweet treat every single day
- i will survive without making a $10-15 purchase today
- i am not chopped and my friends love me even if i am
- i will be very normal today and i will not feel like every social interaction is a test

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i’d end my life from loneliness before i ever talk to chatgpt like it’s my friend

[bort @tacobort]

Sink or swim white boy

[keith🦴 @kkrocketz]

They call this the July 28-August 1 challenge. Where you try not to kill yourself the week of July 28-August 1. #challenge

[JT @jiratickets]

Walking around the art museum and verbally saying banger after inspecting a painting

[🏁milky🏁 @milkystar64]

“i asked grok” “i asked chatgpt” i asked my 2005 burger king obi wan kenobi magic 8 ball