Joshua M 🧘🏾‍♂️

Life is

[Joshua M 🧘🏾‍♂️ @deftwenk]

@CatholicTahpia @SithLordGroyper Are you federal wtf 😭😭😭😭😭

[⃟⃟⃟ @sipbabyk]

imagine what pussy smelled like in 1794

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

When them drugs nobody knew I took start hitting 😩

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.

[Joshua M 🧘🏾‍♂️ @deftwenk]

Agreed, actually.

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.

[Crispy 🍎 @gaytwinkfaggot]

I have 38 Somalian niggas on payroll just itching to rip the siding off of your house

[turd @_cuntasaurus]

[speaking about something i have full confidence in] i think

[Joshua M 🧘🏾‍♂️ @deftwenk]

@israelsealey @Keiron_Jefe 😭😭😭😭😭

[Joshua M 🧘🏾‍♂️ @deftwenk]

Real

[Unc With Good Puss @MissMiseryDX]

You can’t hobby your way out of needing human connection btw

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids.

[Autumn🍂 @_SoulBurn]

why they got a moisturizer called la roach pussy😭

[Koal @kkoaall]

amor... los pies... me pajeas con los pies amor porfa...

[Joshua M 🧘🏾‍♂️ @deftwenk]

Dawg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

in a planet fitness massage chair for the first time ever this thing just spread my ass cheeks apart ???????

[WITCHY shibshabyuri 😈 @shibshabyuri]

in Bed 😊😊 homewrok not done 😊😊 hair not washed 😊😊 room not clean 😊😊 twitter time!!

[morri the weedlien. @YAOIPATHY]

Do educate me though: what is a ‘fuck nigga’?

[Joshua M 🧘🏾‍♂️ @deftwenk]

@frostblaze868 @kingdevoni @wasatnt 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Joshua M 🧘🏾‍♂️ @deftwenk]

@wisefucious @nadinebeckles Do you see how they phrased the tweet? It ended in “to me” for a reason 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Joshua M 🧘🏾‍♂️ @deftwenk]

People that use Arabian perfumes in the gym need to be SHOT AND KILLED!!!!!!