kifer

Disappear and learn

[kifer @dekifer7]

Happy birthday to me

[kifer @dekifer7]

4 pretty girls texted me today on Instagram and I uninstalled that app I don't deserve them 🥲

[kokii🦋 @kokiimichii]

My boyfriend is probably wondering why i haven’t left him because he is broke . The other day he jokingly told me “if you ever find someone better , just go” i could tell he is insecure . Poor thing …what he doesn’t know is am not going anywhere , for some reason i just smell potential in him . He thinks i see his current balance , meanwhile am looking ahead , this one is bitcoin 2010 and am very patient .😭😂

[areaboy❼ @tevvytev]

all i know is that if the devil wants to punish you,he will first make you fall in love with a broke lady with expensive taste!!

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

“Hey, I think you’re really attractive and I’d love to take you out for drinks later this week.”

Straight. No games. No “hey what’s up” bullshit.

[𝗦𝗻𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗼𝗵 @ombotojr]

Imagine your girlfriend sucking another man's d!ck then coming home and kissing you💀

[toxic king @toxicking]

Dating in this generation is just you chasing a girl to pay her bills

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

As a broke young man nimeamua kugive up na love completely and focus on my self

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Moving abroad and marrying a mzungu is nice and all but the food. The food! Hawa wanakupikia nyasi wanakwambia ni salad bwana. If you are planning to marry one just make sure you have left a kienyeji here who will be sending you cooked njahe with a bucket after every 6 months

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Kuna msee wa nduthi hapa amesema " school is a place to keep the unemployed busy" bado naoverthink juu kuna vile inamake sense

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mimi unataka kunipatia Lift na Demio? Wacha tu nitembee ndugu yangu. Aibu ingine sitaki karibu na mimi

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

Machozi imebaki sai ni ya kulia siku ya answered prayers 🥹

[Eünæh @YaGal_Eunndrio]

Hiyo siku utakuja kuambiwa “ sikuwahi kuliza ama kuambia unifanyie hizo zote” ndio utamea akili na kufocus on yourself 😭💔😂

[Brook @brook_timbe]

Hakuna kitu hupea mwanaume stress kama kunyimwa rematch, huwa unabaki ukijiuliza ni wapi uliharibu😂😂

[SpartanMasculine @SpartanMasculin]

Stop saying "send me pics." instead say these lines:

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[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mimi naye unajua ata nikiitisha uber ikuje alafu nione ni demio I just cancel. Siwesi ingia gari inakaa kiatu ya mtoto. As men we need to respect ourselves

[I fvck w people selectively @kotparkland]

Ukishakuwa delusional enough that you will succeed in life alafu ukick out procastination and laziness na uweke Mungu mbele, chenye inakuseparate from winning sasa ni time tu and proper alignment of things in your path

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mtu alitoroka kenya akaenda majuu hawezi niambia about Hardwork and resilience. You took the easy way out. Us who remained have fought and conquered the battles your were too coward to confront. So if you want someone to advice,it is not me. I should be advising you

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Turn my Eyes away from vanity & worthless things; And restore me in your ways.

Psalms 119

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

Ladies be shouting "Dad I made it, mom I made it" on their graduation parties and forget the boyfriends who bought them Lunch when they were almost dieing of Hunger at campus.

[Alpha decoded @Alphadecoded7]

Dark texts that girls, always reply to

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