@MattBowdler We’re on the mastodon uk server, no one has set up a music one yet but it’s worth getting involved. Less like a rowdy club full of gobby pissheads, more like a nice relaxed dimly lit bar where it’s a lot more well behaved and no billionaires screaming at each other in the corner.
@Edward0fLincs @elonmusk Exactly. The dollar bill is a strong aphrodisiac, why philanthropically help the planet when you can just profit from it instead!
To help humanity?! $44bn for a fucking social media platform? When the UN has said that climate change has tipped beyond saving the world’s ecology? You self serving, attention grabbing narcissist. @elonmusk
The office chair should still be warm @RishiSunak SHOEBURYNESS (abs.n.) The vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom. #douglasadams
@shellbryson @LovellAuthor@WritingRobot Being a composer has similar pitfalls. If the score is trying too hard, it sticks out and I can’t watch the film anymore. If it’s really good I’m taking mental notes on what instruments were used. Screwed either way.
@MattBowdler At least you didn’t order anything from Wish. You might have instead got the women’s knickers with a furry caterpillar on the front. You’re welcome.
@RepDeanPhillips I don’t own a gun. I live in the Netherlands and I don’t know anyone who does own a gun. We also do not have these mass shootings here. Life is simple, ban guns in total and have your kids come home alive and well from school.
I’m a gun owner. Do not tell me our Founders conceived of this carnage when they wrote the Constitution. Do not tell me they would have tolerated this madness. Do not tell me that teachers must be armed. And do not tell me your AR15 is worth more than another 14 children’s lives.