You're a Democrat If

Making fun of Democrats one tweet at a time

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

"You'll have nothing to watch but football or mixed martial arts -- which is not the arts." --Meryl Streep

Fine by almost everyone

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

Merry Christmas!

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

This is Fake news. @HillaryClinton https://t.co/GZFix5o9ys

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

Since 2009 @TheDemocrats have blamed guns, Christians/Jews, homophobia, racism, Russians, and the electoral college, but never @BarackObama

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

You think Fox News is biased and proclaim that The Young Turks is the most reliable news source

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

You're an "activist" that hates the pipeline because of a single paragraph you read from the Huffington Post

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

I can't believe Jill Stein is protesting the election results, shouldn't she be happy with her participation trophy

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

Jill Stein asking for a recount is like the Cleveland Browns asking the NFL to change the score in one of their games

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

Then maybe we shouldn't have had liberal policies from a liberal president for the past decade 🐸☕️ https://t.co/EKhm1MZA2d

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Over the past decade, a staggering 81% of U.S. households saw flat or falling incomes.

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

Prayers go out to Bernie Sanders, who just lost an idol and mentor #FidelCastro

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

Oh look, a liberal boycotting winners because they disagree on politics https://t.co/9VvBNKwGSQ

[CCU Republicans @CCURepublicans]

Contest Alert: Retweet and Follow us for a chance to win a signed copy of @realDonaldTrump's, Crippled America: How To MAGA! #CCUCR

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

@rj587 the term "job" is offensive to Democrats

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

The only jobs the Clintons know how to create

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

Impossible, Paris is a gun free zone. https://t.co/cA2QOQSXcX

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Kim Kardashian reportedly begged for her life and had a gun to her head during Paris robbery https://t.co/uSoJvwgfaL

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

#accurate

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

If I had a nickel for every lie crooked Hillary told, I'd have enough money to pay for one of her 1 hour private speeches

[You're a Democrat If @democratif]

"When will [Trump] stop this ugliness, this bigotry" - lady that called his supporters a basket of deplorables