Denzel

1v1 me in Fally

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

@evristainted "emotional and irate"

*Puts headphones on and drinks coffee while side eyeing "

🧐

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

@amazon @STARZ you guys need to get your video service under control. Amazon video app has given huge spoilers to Power 3 times. A paid service shouldn't be ruining a customers experience like that 🧐 why did the "next episode" button skip 2 seasons?

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

@ryanestaban6 @CityDontDoIt Tetanus? 🤔

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

@fru1tp1e @zippkode @SCHIZO_FREQ Idk man a few knocks to the noggin and a couple hits to the nuts might make you think differently

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

@fru1tp1e @zippkode @SCHIZO_FREQ Let's see what you would do against someone that gave you multiple headbutts and multiple low blows all in one match

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

And before people come with "but doing it to TikTok is gross" cuz that was a point multiple people brought up. The woman is doing a demonstration. She's not risking showing porn in her ad wherever she originally posted this

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

But you women can have a dildo that hits your bean, g-spot and asshole all at once while it also vibrates, oscillates and gyros but men can't have an automatic shaboingboing holder? Preposterous

[*:･ﾟ @Bluewerks_]

Reason 1929928383 of why men need to start life in prison and prove their way out

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

He must have fought a sniper cuz that's a headshot right there

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Meek Mill shares a selfie

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

@naihilizm @missjaichanel @1lilkozart I shiggled (shit and giggled)

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

@CORSAIR

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

Gee I wonder why a guy would find it super sexy when their woman has an amazing body? I have 0 ideas

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

@beanbagzzlol Lol next step is them posing with a needle still in their arm

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

This is the 3rd time I've seen some stupid ass tweaker posting about being a fiend. Crazy to be proud of this lmao 💀

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

@blaccherrii @MeTheMiddle @NavMechEng @empty_cars @medickimw Against all of them? 1st guy threw an object, chased him until he caught up to him and tried to grab his gun and the 2 afterwards came at him in a group with their own weapons while he was running away and then tripped

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

@jisuunaa @pastaonflights @scarycherri So blackface is cool cuz it's just paint?

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

That boy probably came out the womb wearing a mongkol already and then sparred the doctor

[The ghost of Eric @ThisIsNotEric1]

Lmao that lil kid probably has more fights than him😭
Listen to your coach

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

@anesaphine

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

The 1st and only time I dropped a dookie in a woman's house I clogged the toilet AND broke her plunger 😮‍💨

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

the first dookie in her crib is scarier than the first kiss

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

@GameCharacterAI ESG is trash but don't lie for clout. Dragons dogma let's you create your character to be gorgeous or the ugliest thing on this planet so this is in no way the default character model

[Denzel @dendeezy_]

@sacamaballz @antenacactus @TheOmniLiberal Sexist lmao if someone identified as a man they are Latino, if they identify as a woman they are latina and if they identify as they then call them Latin. You trying to insert your own vocabulary into our language is crazy