Mr. Thanksgiving

Iconoclastic old soul, twice removed

[Mr. Thanksgiving @deniroxci]

Burritos left the line weighing 9.7 ounces

[Fat Kid Deals @FatKidDeals]

"why was everyone so obsessed with Chipotle in the early 2010s"

[Mr. Thanksgiving @deniroxci]

Who tryna start an underground beyblade ring??

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 @andrejgee]

j cole somewhere on his bike extremely relieved

[Tommie @tommiedotjpg]

n's at work with the phone to their ears like its a family emergency

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

BREAKING: The #Eagles have traded DeVonta Smith to the #Cowboys in exchange for a 2nd-round pick, and a conditional 3rd-round pick in the 2026 NFL Draft.

The conditional pick can develop into a 1st-round pick if the Cowboys make the NFC Championship for the first time in 28 years. This is also an April Fool’s joke.

[Stand Up Guy (DJ Renaissance) @Boogiebabyg]

TL cleanse. Ruben Studdard cranking on the Front Porch

[Mr. Thanksgiving @deniroxci]

I’ve never seen ramen look so miserable

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

this man “blanched” broccoli by draining spaghetti over it & called it a life hack. mind u, blanching requires 1-3 minutes submerged in boiling water & then immediately being transferred to ice water. I’m so speechless 😂 #dariuscrooks

[Mr. Thanksgiving @deniroxci]

Shout out Paisano’s for coming through in the clutch. Going to name my next nephew after you

[Mr. Thanksgiving @deniroxci]

Jollof rice & peri-peri chicken just whooped my ass in the kitchen

[Mr. Thanksgiving @deniroxci]

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[Ledo Pizza @LedoPizza]

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[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

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[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

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[Bishop @Daddybishop5]

This is a day that the lord has made. I shall rejoice and be glad in it🎶🎶🎶

[Mr. Thanksgiving @deniroxci]

Ertz needs to comeback home. The birds need you

[Mr. Thanksgiving @deniroxci]

@Lightroom I’m Marcus from Virginia these are my photos

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[Evil Plant Daddy @nothotsjusbeans]

my brain after coffee during this meeting: