Deni$e

RIP the homiez ❤️‍🔥

[Matt Bateman @mbateman]

Texas: *doesn’t rain for 100 days*

Texas: *rains one day*

Texas: *rains the next day*

3yo: oh my god rain??? Again??? It rains EVERY DAY

[Casanova Clubhouse @CasaYanks]

"I'M JAPANESE" 😂😂

[buckets @badbuckets_]

me 5 pitches into a postseason baseball game on a wednesday afternoon:

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

An underrated running gag on Arrested Development is the “on the next Arrested Development…” closing scenes that do not feature in the following episode

[𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯 @xJahstin]

Astros fans : “we have to win this game”

Hunter Brown :

[Sports In Bio @SportsInBio]

2016 Seinfeld episode where George Costanza proposes to a woman at a Jets game and as soon as he gets down on one knee the national anthem starts playing

[Deni$e @deniseee33_]

No more Astros for the postseason again teehee gr8

[Deni$e @deniseee33_]

Today I went to grab some coffee for myself and the other bartender I was working with bc she was having a terrible day, then Dutch bros gave me the coffees for free. What a nice thing the world did today

[HYPEBEAST @HYPEBEAST]

Yung Lean smashed it at the VMAs 🏆💥

Literally. He opened “Storm II” by sending a Moonman straight into the floor.

[nyla @svnsaz]

the concept of the minions orchestrating the red wedding

[Kickoff Von Tees @JoshRJohns16]

Those who want respect, give respect🫡

[Noble Art Understander @UnderstanderArt]

Legit dying that The Sopranos is so clearly the greatest TV show ever that the paper of record has to place this disclaimer to avoid getting yelled at:

[MobstersDaily @MobstersDaily]

Drunk in the club asking the dj to play the sopranos theme song.

[JACQ FRANÇOI$. @jacqpfrancois]

you gotta be one crazy bitch.

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

omg this is a brutal stat is this necessary

💀💀

[unethical october baseball liz 🚨 @lizaboth]

You could be suffering through your football team losing to the Cleveland Browns and here comes Liberty Biberty to make you wanna blow your shit smoov off

[ana pau @infinitebreast_]

Life ain’t all cheeseburgers and blowjobs