Onkel Dee

Building @awtsyde |Ruthlessly Ambitious | Investor | Farmer | Real Estate | I build, scale & solve. #NVNG #Tennis #ForçaBarça

[Onkel Dee @dennis_machu]

Nothing Ventured Nothing Gained #nvng

[Stepsen 🇩🇪🇪🇺 @stepsenmccool]

😳😳

I am afraid this man is absolutely right and there is a huge problem coming our way.

😱

[Onkel Dee @dennis_machu]

@dogbogu2 @CFCforxile 😂😂😂🤣🤣. Broooo i am crying….

[NoLimit @NoLimitGains]

🚨 JUST NOW: Jensen Huang is out as CEO of Nvidia.

He co-founded the company in 1993 and ran it for 33 years, from graphics cards to the most valuable chip company on earth.

CFO Colette Kress takes over as interim CEO. Nvidia also named its first-ever board chair, Harvey Jones.

[Offscript @XuHaoHaoXu]

If you’re buying men’s underwear, whatever you do, don’t choose:

• Calvin Klein
• Emporio Armani
• Hugo Boss

Go with these instead:

[Kafui™️ @Mr_Gidiglo]

Ghanaian Pidgin 101:

ino wan Dey see any “una” “Omo” “ke” and the latest one “swallow”😡😡

[Onkel Dee @dennis_machu]

@yay_tunes @grok what is the story behind this?

[𝔇𝔯 𝔊𝔬𝔡 𝔄𝔟𝔢𝔥 𝔬𝔬𝔬 @Mr_Therapistaf]

It’s not like they didn’t understand the question or know what he was talking about

[Craig Hewitt @TheCraigHewitt]

Dudes @Cloudflare is doing more to secure the internet than any other company right now.

And most of it is free.

[JM @jayhemz]

When I got laid off from Microsoft, I got into a company in Lagos that felt paying 600k naira a month was doing me a favour. I had to take the offer to keep body and soul together.

Was there for 6 months until I fell out with the MD and started looking out. That was when I started my training outfit but couldn't quite get traction.

Anyway, after leaving this NGO, I spent another 5 months in the wilderness, literally. Ate rejections almost every other day. Was living on the goodwill of friends and relations. Basically wondering what to get out of life.

An Antler rep came knocking at the time and was in the process of fast tracking my application to the Antler cohort at Kenya. Guess what? My passport had expired. Ran to go fast track my passport, after a few days emailed the partner but was told it was too late.

I remember laying in my room laughing hysterically, mulling to myself, "who I offend?"

Thankfully at that time, I applied to Andela and the process started for another 2 months. I got into Andela and my monthly salary was my previous annual salary. This trend continued in a subsequent company. Use am run one or two that year.

But the point is, while I was enjoying this new reality, I asked myself, "why did you worry all those times?" In hindsight, there was no reason to. I should have just chilled for 5 months, enjoyed myself.

But we are human and can only understand life in hindsight. As long as you believe this it will work out for you: EVERYTHING will turn out better than you expected, just stop worrying.

[Deepstash @deepstash]

If you were sick, would you vote on the treatment or ask a doctor?

Socrates asked Athens this about democracy. Athens answered by sentencing him to death, by vote.

Deepstash: real ideas from great thinkers, in a feed you’ll want to scroll. 📲

[Onkel Dee @dennis_machu]

@Joojo_Dontoh Just to add that this may be different with the digital first banks like N26.

[Onkel Dee @dennis_machu]

@Joojo_Dontoh I doubt it heavily.

I was building a product for a firm in Germany to connect their corporate accounts to a dashboard via api with whitelisted protocols.
Even that was a challenge.

There will rather encourage you to download your data and you can use that in anyway you want.

[yourclips @yourclips1]

If men Dey reason like this na him be say na only kongi them go Dey use woman Dey cure na💔😂,

[Cloudflare Developers @CloudflareDev]

With the recent wave of vulnerability disclosures, it’s a good time to take a closer look at your own code.

Turn your coding agent into a team of security auditors with the open-source skill that seeded Cloudflare’s vulnerability discovery harness.

The 6 phase approach:
1. Map the codebase
2. Hunt for vulnerabilities
3. Challenge each candidate
4. Record the findings
5. Verify the findings
6. Report what’s confirmed, rejected, or still needs validation

Start your hunt here:
https://t.co/kL5PvcoAYY

[Tekon Burns @TekonBurns]

If you're paying for Claude Pro, Max, or Ultra:

Run `npm update -g @anthropic-ai/claude-code` RIGHT NOW.

Every background subagent was silently taxing your usage allowance every 30 seconds by re-reading the entire transcript.

The fix cuts status polling cost by 99% and gives you ~6% more prompts per limit cycle!!

Do not burn your weekly allowance on unoptimized status pings.

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

Farinas Even getting an ovation on his UCL debut when substituted, just 2 games into his Barça career.

[Jack Ellis @JackEllis]

Looks like vibe coding is going well.

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

Since Hansi Flick took charge of Barcelona, the club has made just €174 million available to him for new signings.

For comparison, Luis Enrique has spent €974 million at PSG since taking over one season before Flick joined Barça. Mourinho has spent €228 million, Simeone €538 million since 2024, Manchester City €1 billion and Arsenal €600 million.

These figures put things into perspective. Flick is expected to compete with Europe’s biggest clubs despite having a fraction of the transfer budget available to their managers.

A reminder of the financial circumstances he’s working under and the scale of the challenge he faces at Barcelona.

[Onkel Dee @dennis_machu]

@KiddBubu @Joojo_Dontoh I feel the vibe. Thanks for sharing.
I hope it helps someone else too 🫡.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

This is incredibly sad. All because of racism and greed.