Dennis Snr.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Never hold in your farts. They will travel up your spine and straight into your brain. This is where shit ideas come from.

[围着上海北京深圳广州杭州南京成都走の香港纽约伦敦迪拜东京开跑车拍街景 @a3Route]

Clamping is real!! via @TheBryo

[John-Allan Namu @johnallannamu]

"No one puts their child in a boat unless the water is safer than land" one quote Powerfully illustrates migrant crisis.

[Rachel Shebesh, CBS @Rachelshebesh]

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good

[Dennis Snr. @dennOsmallz]

Guess whats on maasai cows menu on monday after POTUS leaves #kiderograss

[Dennis Snr. @dennOsmallz]

Nice one. https://t.co/e7o4CbIkLZ

[Compadre @samloffee]

#lieskenyanslike

[Cosmas @itscosmas]

#ThingsEveryLadyWantsToHear Definately not this Convo....

[Bushie @bushijohn]

"I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?" #ThingsEveryLadyWantsToHear

[Hon Robert ALAI, HSC @RobertAlai]

We have now reduced Obama visit's agenda to homosexuality. Don't we have better things to focus on? We are loosing focus. #ObamaInKenya

[Ford Kenya @FordinKenya]

Brace yourself; the #Mustang will be coming to Kenya next year.

[Dennis Snr. @dennOsmallz]

Looks like every kenyan has something to tell Obama, even church leaders couldn't be left behind, hii kiherehere yetu

[Dennis Snr. @dennOsmallz]

Craving some flame grilled corn, served with chili powder and lemon. . well .. Its Just Mahindi Choma , pilipili na ndimu.

[TheStarKenya @TheStarKenya]

Kenya shilling weakens to 100 against dollar, lowest since 2011 http://t.co/uDcSOd730D

[Durex Kenya @DurexKE]

The Kama Sutra lists over 30 different types of kiss. What are you waiting for? #InterantionalKissingDay

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Did you hear oxygen and magnesium got together?
OMg!

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

Women love a man with a sense of humour and apparently there's nothing more hilarious than a million pounds in the bank

[Solange Mbunde @ianmbunde]

Kuna raia imetoka masaku kesho itabidi tumeosha kila kitu ameshika hadi gate 😂😂😂

[Dennis Snr. @dennOsmallz]

The real BiG wing ... revealed .. RT @Kisenyajesse: Hehehehehe Mzito! "@droid254: This life!!!!! http://t.co/1S9rr3PY6B"

[Dennis Snr. @dennOsmallz]

The BLUES just BLUEw all their chances ... Dammit.