Denny Crunk

[Denny Crunk @dennycrunk]

@Bernstein https://t.co/XYVyeIeEwf

[wint @dril]

imagining a guy who calls every Simpsons character a "Simpson" (even ancillary ones, outside of the main family) and letting him ruin my day

[Denny Crunk @dennycrunk]

@TwinSpires

[Denny Crunk @dennycrunk]

@TwinSpires

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

🚨 SIGNED PHOTO GIVEAWAY 🚨

REPOST this to be entered to win a signed Brandon Phillips photo! Must enter before 11:30 AM ET, April 27. Rules ➡️ https://t.co/uP02Pl461b

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

My fellow writers might not want to hear this, but AI is a useful tool for certain aspects of the craft, like for instance when you’re engaged in the process of being a talentless shitbag hack who is too lazy to do any fucking writing.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Corky Miller finished his big league career with exactly one stolen base... and it is perhaps the greatest SB of all-time.

Happy birthday, @Corky_Miller!

[NTRA @NTRA]

Congratulations to Dylan Donnelly!! NHC2026 Champion by $0.84! 🏆

[Ashley Anderson @AshleyAnd502]

It’s the Friday Flash Play…and a special Slash Day for those celebrating the release of Scream 7 👻

(Shoutout to our favorite horse racing owner/movie producer Gary Barber @spyglassmediagr)

Here’s a look at who to bet @TurfwayPark with a nod to @kaitlinebenson

[Denny Crunk @dennycrunk]

@RobinhoodApp Cool.

[Denny Crunk @dennycrunk]

@FanDuel Horatio Llamas

[Denny Crunk @dennycrunk]

@Nedsfeed What about vice president?

[Diana K- Film Composer @DGKMusic]

You know Matt Walsh? That frickin nut job that went around creating a bad faith transphobic documentary… well, the Democrats or whatever heard he was coming, so they set a trap for him. This whole convention is a trap.

[Denny Crunk @dennycrunk]

@atTheTrack7 @TwinSpires

[Ed DeRosa @EJXD2]

Have to give big time kudos to @TwinSpires for launching real money tournaments. Truly think this is a game changer for @ChurchillDowns Inc. Upgrading $CHDN to a buy.

[Denny Crunk @dennycrunk]

@phillipmbailey

[Denny Crunk @dennycrunk]

@JasonRileyWDRB

[Denny Crunk @dennycrunk]

@bestofdyingtwit Concerning

[TwinSpires Racing 🏇 @TwinSpires]

Double rainbow over the TwinSpires tonight! 🌈🌈 @ChurchillDowns

[Joe Kristufek @JoeyDaKRacing]

What does a winning $19,382 Derby City Six ticket @ChurchillDowns look like? Amazing job @TrustYourLuck!

[Denny Crunk @dennycrunk]

@TwinSpires @luanmachado85 Turned on the jets