American Cool-Boy

Unfollowing the Dead Friends.pdf

[American Cool-Boy @der_fonz]

@FrankyGonzalez_ @Go_Jover Would be insane. Also, why didn't you post this in italian

[gabe @allgarbled]

pov you took a 1000 mg edible before going to your job as a trader joe’s cashier

[pete heg seth @thediscoseth]

in the cinema. straight up "Joaquin it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My phoenix

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

[spotify AI DJ voice] Alright it looks like you've been listening to a lot of 2000's rock as of late. You've been straight up Strokin it. And by it. Heh. Let's just say. Reptilia up next

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

i drank some of the Dr Bronners milk and now my stomach feels weird

[American Cool-Boy @der_fonz]

ISO personal trainer who can make me look killer in a crop top

[dylan @narrenhut]

No, it’s because the average business book is 70 pages long and titled “Whying Your How: A Winner’s Guide to Success”

[pj @pjayevans]

Yoo bro can you watch me from 5-10 tonight? My gf is going out with her friends and I’ll be alone

[Jenevieve @imniceandsmart]

@therapistLloyd making my toddler hit the ice mountain water bottle kief geeb for autism prevention

[jacqui 🍳 @scandalabras]

Okay I WILL be seeing this but also

[American Cool-Boy @der_fonz]

Honestly, if I was on that submarine with my kids, it wouldn't have gone down the way it did.

[American Cool-Boy @der_fonz]

She gives you this look and you KNOW you're about to lose it all

[American Cool-Boy @der_fonz]

God help my wallet if I see a touchtunes jukebox in a bar with less than 10 people in it.

[Johnny Marr @Johnny_Marr]

It is with deep sadness that we announce the passing of Andy Rourke after a lengthy illness with pancreatic cancer.
Andy will be remembered as a kind and beautiful soul by those who knew him and as a supremely gifted musician by music fans. 
We request privacy at this sad time