dereconstructed

Just me. No biggie. Actor. Los Angeles survivor.

[dereconstructed @dereconstructed]

Wallet was stolen. Literally the only money I have available is my @apple card. Tried eating at @wendys, then @wabagrill, and then @chipotletweets. None accept mobile payments. #fml

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Autocrats: “Jump!”
Trump: “How high?”

- Trump admin foreign policy, 2019

[Rebecca Traister @rtraister]

Live footage of prominent television pundits discovering, just this weekend, that Donald Trump and everyone around him are cruel, dangerous, lying grifters:

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

We should not nuke hurricanes.

[dereconstructed @dereconstructed]

I cried a little #engage
https://t.co/3UgHRyI9lS

[dereconstructed @dereconstructed]

@qapps hey folks, was the stage-play format removed from the basic version at some point? I noticed it was added a ways ways back and then today noticed it was removed.

[T. Kyle @tkylemac]

Kim Richards vs. Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam ASMR

[lil arab @sweatyhairy]

isn’t a straight pride parade just traffic

[Missy Elliott @MissyElliott]

Very Happy to see u enjoying life👏🏾The true meaning of a Survivor in the game! U been through some things but u are still here & STILL ICONIC!🙌🏾 https://t.co/ZucQ9MuHnu

[Jay Kuo @nycjayjay]

Just-in time.

[AJ+ @ajplus]

The inauguration and the #WomensMarch could not have felt more different. This is what being there was like.

[AJ+ @ajplus]

This 4-year-old girl has probably read more books than you.

[Max Roser @MaxCRoser]

Initial net job approval
Trump 0
Obama +56
G.W. Bush +32
Clinton +38
H.W. Bush +45
Reagan +38
Carter +58
Nixon +54
Kennedy +66
(via Gallup)

[Guillermo del Toro @RealGDT]

"I am a NIgerian prince in need of a small loan. My enormous assets are frozen. Will email you soon. Period."

[dereconstructed @dereconstructed]

@nikangel39 @thenoahkinsey @derek_del you’re hilarious!!! And thank you. I now have a new #idiot gif for my running internal dialogue

[dereconstructed @dereconstructed]

Wow…that basically sums up my last 24 hours. It also doubles as my autoreply on #tinder… …ok #grindr @nikangel39 @thenoahkinsey @derek_del

[Jason Horton @Jason_Horton]

I want a freak in the streets and a lady in the sheets because I have really expensive sheets and don't want them freaked on

[The Onion @TheOnion]

"I must do these foul deeds to free Papa, thinking only of his pained, spectral face slowly disappearing behind that lantern glass."