Derek

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

world cup announcer just said "the English have struggled historically here in Massachusetts" lol

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Haiti v Scotland is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries occupy the smaller, mountainous part of a major island shared with a larger neighbour.

Haiti has western Hispaniola. Scotland has northern Great Britain.

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[Sosa✧. @luhvvsosa]

wasnt really scared about ai replacing me til i seen this shi

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

Economy so bad that the WSJ is running Marxist headlines

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.

[horse @horsetwting]

it is illegal to threaten the president

[ostonox @ostonox]

we did it joe, we saved americans from chinese censorship

[Tony Martin @mrtonymartin]

I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.

[from the horse’s mouth @mouthyhorsey]

bringing back this all timer today

[lleh @ouchmyboob]

WOKE IS BACK

[Matt Lech @MattLech]

OK sure but what does it mean for oil industry profits

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[Django Gold @django]

imagine all the cool things an opposition party could be doing right now

[maia arson crimew gay facts and tea @awawawhoami]

she was trying to convey that she's cool as fuck

[Jamie Barne @chamebarne]

“I infiltrated antifa” oh really which chapter

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

in america we destroy them to keep the prices high

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I love how when Trump goes five days without openly violating the U.S. Constitution we just all assume he passed away