Derek Peckham

Avid grapefruit technique enthusiast.

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

just found out some people were born in june of 2002. how does it feel knowing your parents found a way to be horny (at least once) during the month of september in 2001

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Saving up my points for the big prize. 🍔

[Derek Peckham @derek_peckham]

@zmgub Hi, I just thought it was a funny tweet

[Gus Danger Johnson @Gusbuckets]

bad news this is no good

[ryan @ryantheleader]

being a step-brother in 2019

[𝘼 𝙄 𝙈. 👨🏽‍🚀 @AimThaMachine_]

This is the point you realise safari is over 🦁�

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

WE MUST PROTECT THIS MAN

[ur average guy @Matthiney]

Quiet Study Area ain’t so quiet at @CSULB this morning 😐

[Microsoft Excel @msexcel]

"I don't use a mouse in Excel."

[teddy v 🪩 @teddyvalenzuela]

do you guys cook your pasta inside or outside the box

[Rep. Joyce Beatty @RepBeatty]

Hey teens! Vaping isn’t fleek or fire 🔥🔥🔥, that’s why the State of Ohio launched #MyLifeMyQuit to show you that you don’t need fat clouds ☁️☁️☁️ to be radical! 💯💯💯

https://t.co/Jui9ezzLmZ

[Grit @NickLozano20]

My drunk ass went to Walmart on 351 to get some chips and I didnt think I was gonna meet up with fucking spiderman lmao

[Derek Peckham @derek_peckham]

@joelkiman You did nothing wrong you cutie.

[steve denim @speglord]

I thought pineapple was supposed to make your cum taste better?? This tasted awful

[Darren Harman @darrenharman__]

What did I just witness in Chick-fil-A🤣😭