derek

[derek @derekdahmer]

@ctjlewis "no one here is genuinely excited about insurance" @patio11 would beg to differ

[derek @derekdahmer]

@paularambles incredible technology

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Take me down to the parallax city where the back moves slow and the front moves quickly.

[derek @derekdahmer]

@Mihoda @mattyglesias the FiDi and SoMa in SF are
in a worse liquefaction zone and there’s plenty of buildings there

the golden gate fields stadium itself has been standing for over 90 years

[derek @derekdahmer]

@SukritGanesh As an Albany resident it’s very disappointing. There’s so much park already adjacent to the race track. I was hoping for at least 75% park / 25% residential.

[Sukrit Ganesh 🇺🇸 🥑 🚲🛩️ @SukritGanesh]

Here's a better idea: replace this shuttered 160-acre racetrack with 50 acres of ultra-high-density development, and build a park on the remaining 110 acres. This will meet Albany's housing element 50 times over while helping fund the new park (and burying the highway).

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

i bet it has to feel good asf to be a service and get restarted after a memory leak

[Andrew Hart @AndrewHart]

me: can I save this as a PDF?
mac: no
me: no?
mac: no. but I can... print 😉. would you like me to print 😉?
me: ok 😉
mac: ok heres your pdf 😉

[derek @derekdahmer]

perfect answer

[Mo @atmoio]

I was a 10x engineer. Now I'm useless.

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

it’s called mount TAM because of all the customers you can see from the peak

[derek @derekdahmer]

@surlygopher @mnolangray Not seniors - San Francisco has a higher percentage of 65+ residents than CA as a whole and it’s projected to grow
https://t.co/pHq9oY1gfM

[owl @owl_posting]

claude, go live your life. leave your hometown. meet people more similar to you than you thought possible, and more different than you could’ve imagined. fall in love. discover what makes you excited. build something you are proud of. make many mistakes along the way

[derek @derekdahmer]

@TimSweeneyEpic @dhh it’s nice but 5k2k is not the same as 5k

[shb @himbodhisattva]

(me): so we bundle instructions and data together into “cache lines” to improve efficiency

(medieval peasant): wouldst thou not fear false idols when fetching from yon predictive oracle?

(me): well, yeah. that’s why we invented “speculative execution”

(peasant, trembling): and when this prophecy fails?

(me): then we must perform “branch misprediction recovery,” restoring the righteous state

(peasant, grimly): truly, thou art plagued by thy hubris, courting divine retribution with each cycle

[David Simmons @WholeTimeDavid]

My favorite way to play with my daughters is they have these little plastic cash registers and we pretend they work at the fish market and I am a customer and I ask them if they have Chilean sea bass and they say No and then I pick them up and throw them at the couch

[derek @derekdahmer]

bumper sticker idea:
“Claude is my Copilot”

[derek @derekdahmer]

Sure why not

[derek @derekdahmer]

@Unsecured_CCTV look at all that ethernet

[derek @derekdahmer]

@2024dion SF doesn’t want opinionated architecture to be built. Woolworth was built before zoning and layers of community design review were added. If you tried to build it today it would take 5x as long and would have gotten watered down into something unrecognizable.