Angeline Johnson

Life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger.

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

I miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could be yourself. When did we turn so judgmental?

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

I know kung-fu, taekwondo, and 34 other dangerous words.

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

First time I noticed inflation was when beer prices changed everywhere.

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

Chris Brown hits her, Eminem lies to her, Drake can't remember her name = The life of Rihanna

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

When a girl gives up, it's not because she doesn't love you, but because she's tired of getting hurt & feels like you'll never care.

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

It's sad when dudes cheat on their beautiful girlfriends with baby monkeys, hamsters, guppies, turtles, and every zoo animal you can name.

[Nelly Bologna @yuleviza]

That annoying moment when someone enters your room and leaves the door wide open when they leave.

[Mary Sommers @92Ravza]

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

[Ashton Nelson @KarmanFil]

You know someone means a lot to you when their mood affects yours.

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

[Mary Jackson @NyayleOzhe]

Unemployment Tip: Always get a full eight hours of sleep. Every three hours.

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

Don't let Facebook fool you, we are not "friends" .

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

Brain : reminds you to do something important, refuse to tell you what it is!

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'

[Lena Savage @izgarsheva1989]

If you dont know shit, dont say shit.

[Tonya Myers @AksamitNelli]

Don't f*ck with someone else relationship just cause you can't stay in one.

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

[Delores Morgan @SeynaVip]

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong even autocorrect can`t figure out what you meant.

[Angeline Johnson @Deresh88T]

Offering someone food and secretly hoping they don't want it.