Mary Sommers

Just because today is a terrible day, doesn't mean tomorrow won't be the best day of your life.No DM

[Mary Sommers @92Ravza]

I speak 4 languages, English, profanity, sarcasm & real shit!

[Jeane Mitchell @CoolLakin]

Never regret any of the shit you've done, Because in the end it's what makes you who you are.

[Helen Davis @povetin]

If you're SKINNY as hell [borderline anorexic] you ain't got NO business tryna go on a Diet. Fuck you tryna lose? Your life?

[Betty Knapp @StarostenkoK]

Me + Mathematics = Syntax error.

[Mary Sommers @92Ravza]

That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss.

[Mary Sommers @92Ravza]

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

[Mary Sommers @92Ravza]

Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!

[Gloria Hancock @chekerf1]

Best time to sleep: 10% When you're tired. 90% After you wake up .

[Angela Singh @KhalideBoss]

Im not ignoring your calls, my ringtone is just that awesome.

[Mary Sommers @92Ravza]

If I would have been paid for being lazy, I'd have been a billionaire

[Mary Sommers @92Ravza]

"Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch." - Orson Welles

[Jennie Myles @5Avstriyakova83]

This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.

[Mary Sommers @92Ravza]

"There are three types of lies -- lies, damn lies, and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli

[Mary Sommers @92Ravza]

The Energizer Bunny got arrested. He was charged with battery.

[Mary Beard @79Elfiya]

Twitter = A heavily populated city ... Facebook = A vacation spot ... Myspace = A ghost town.

[Glenda Vinson @spodrezenko]

No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian kid who is better.

[Mary Sommers @92Ravza]

When a girl gives up, it's not because she doesn't love you, but because she's tired of getting hurt & feels like you'll never care.

[Peggy Phillips @mamdukhao]

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

[Mary Sommers @92Ravza]

"I wasn't that drunk..." "Dude, you picked up a little mexican girl and screamed, "DORA! I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME"

[Carolyn Ray @dboltukhin]

No matter what, don't let your emotions overpower your intelligence.