Navigating "corporate speak" isn't easy.
Here's a helpful guide I put together:
"Let me check with my team" = No
"Possibly" = No
"On my roadmap" = Not happening
"This will be done in Q4" = This will be done in Q2 next year
"Disagree and commit" = I hate you
"Per my last email" = Try reading, for once in your life
"Challenging landscape" = We're going out of business, quickly
"Digital transformation" = We're going out of business, slowly
"Let's circle back" = We'll never speak of this again
"Take it offline" = We'll never speak of this again
"30,000 foot view" = I don't know what I'm saying
"Low hanging fruit" = Easy promotion
"Open up the kimono" = HR violation
"We use AI" = We don't use AI
"We use machine learning" = We don't use machine learning
"All hands on deck" = Let's actually try for once, please
Today, we’re releasing a new open source Solidity implementation of a sealed-bid auction –– this time using a surprising combination of tools…
https://t.co/m1ZLpVclLm
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The leverage is being washed out, if you are actively trading know the levels where wBTC and ETH must be programmatically puked to meet margin calls. I have zero financial interest in this service, but it's dank AF.
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@KimDotcom Where would you rather invest large amounts over capital that you hope will grow to provide for your citizenry? Is there a safer bet with better odds in an uncertain future global economic landscape. US = innovation + trusted legal framework + diplomatic govt
@KimDotcom This is over simplified logic @KimDotcom …the reason that the math doesn’t make sense today is because the debt is based on “future value” that is unrealized. Do you understand that. The entire global economy is based on future unrealized value. The entire world is insolvent rn
@Jehoseph By putting my money in a place to work for me, earning yield, saving on purchases, engaging with community, and ready to push financial efficiencies across the finish line no matter what it takes
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The Bankless @YouTube account 'has been terminated'
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No warning.
No notification.
No justification
150,000 subs
10,000+ hours of content
Hey @YouTube, our community would like a word!
RETWEET to let YouTube hear you: It’s not okay to ban crypto content
@RyanSAdams Listening to the live #FreeStani YouTube post 1) Fact: an M&A transaction “announcement” is NOT a closed/complete transaction (Hart-Rodino Antitrust Act 1976) Elon doesn’t own Twitter “yet” 2) Stani was blocked because he could actually do everything he twitted
What if the healthiest thing in 2008 wouldve been a bankruptcy cycle, and instead the politically expedient reaction of helicopter money is the great crescendo to the impending failure of a century of Keynesian economics