Seeländer

Senior Software Engineer, 10+ years.
Der (the) Seeländer.
From New Zealand.
In Europe from December 14th 2026 to January 11th 2027

It's great to be back.

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I am travelling to Europe in December for a month. Germany, the Netherlands, UK, Austria, Norway, and Svalbard.
Stay tuned for regular posts when that happens

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We're building more and more large outdoor malls here in New Zealand, reminiscent of American Strip Malls.
I like them personally.

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Election posting is over.

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@DonieDarko3 What is this?

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@yabaiyoob You can get your legs broken in a couple of places and spend months slowly separating the bones and letting new bone grow in.

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Oh my god shut the fuck up #nzpol #nzpolitics #nzelection

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Chris Bishop is also a good speaker who has conviction #nzpol #nzpolitics #nzelection

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I don't agree with her but Chloe Swarbrick is a good speaker and has good speaking energy. Nicola Willis... not so much #NZPolitics #nzpol

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When you get older, all you have to share are memories of when you were young, so make them count

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@pillowdearASMR Thanks for the clip, Pillowdear is really cute, I think she would like this

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I offered my friend a laksa soup, and he replied "not in my government" #nzpol #nzpolitics

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Political speeches really are just templates you chop and change and edit a few lines of.
It's the nicest way to convey your party's opinions to the public but could technically be summarised in 2 or 3 lines. #nzpol #nzpolitics #Elections2026

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@BasicBishopNZ Election day sausage!

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I apologise for the political posting, I promise it will stop when election night is over!

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@MikanTheMink Do you just try throat singing? Or do you also try overtone singing?
Keep at it mink if you are serious. You will get there.

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Reporters are like annoying chatters on Twitch or Youtube in how they immediately repeat their questions.
"National has gotten more votes than Labour tonight, have you failed?" @nzpol #NZPolitics #NZElection2026

[cassie @perfwn]

when you ask ur hb for $20

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@maffany2011 The Green Party has been in power many times, but they have gotten their biggest result in history so far, so it seems like they are trending up.
But yes, I share your view. We are a strange country to let Permanent Residents vote, and this is not a common thing around the world

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I don't agree with her but Chloe Swarbrick is a good speaker and has good speaking energy. Nicola Willis... not so much #NZPolitics #nzpol

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Politicians can inject a bit more flavour into their speech to reporters without rocking the boat.

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Politicians can inject a bit more flavour into their speech to reporters without rocking the boat.

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I don't think anybody should be a politician over 65, regardless of what their positions are.
This is not just about Trump, either.
I mean nobody.

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@gaemonspalehair @sssliceed @YoRHaFXCKER @notch @C418 I accept your concession :)