Super Hans

he/him/comrade

a veces hago sketches. a veces analizo a Marx. no se que quiero

🇺🇾☭🔻

[Super Hans @desalienand0]

Strong claim but made me think of cuban Imam Bowser Muhammad

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @ijustbluemyself]

Arabs didn’t deserve Islam it shoulda went to Dominicans

[Glen Runciter @LonesomeWest]

Politician in a Muslim country who wants to imply that their opponent is secretly a westerner: Abdul Rahim WILLIAM al-Suwaidi

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

WOKE 3 WE ARE BRINGING CHARLIE KIRK BACK TO LIFE JUST TO DO IT AGAIN

[Analytica Camillus @AnalyticaCamil1]

There’s an entire team at NSA SIGINT crying and slamming their hands into their desks right now

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

did you ever doubt the plan, anon?

[igo @owassabii]

economistas propõe torta de limão em vez de sopa de bosta

[Mikel I. Sanz 🇵🇲🇪🇺 @miksama_]

La IA de Adif:

“¡Buena observación, tienes toda la razón!

Sí, dije que podías circular a 200km/h, pero no es del todo correcto, ya que había un tren detenido delante. ¡Qué buen ojo!

¿Quieres saber más sobre accidentes ferroviarios o prefieres que te explique cómo evitarlos?”

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

Get out and vote Democrat today 🌊🗳️

[Nokiaguy @PunishedNokia]

We got Mexican communists hunting down Mexican Neonazis in Ukraine.

Wtf is that war even about.

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Not trolling, I think I’m witnessing the worst political campaign of my lifetime

[Fionn @Fdallagh]

Sorry man this is the people dying and being killed app

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

The right-wing Anakin posting does make a lot of sense as it combines many of the Right’s core preoccupations: getting groomed; killing your wife; working for an insane, octogenarian tyrant; being hated by your children; losing and dying

[Zarp @TurkeySurveys]

Thatcher: The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.

The humble Democratic People’s Republic of Korea:

[Super Hans @desalienand0]

Me with a loaded gun

[Taro @Yuranagii]

I saw someone at In-N-Out fill his water cup with sprite and he told me "dont be a hero" then flashed his 9mm concealed carry at me

[sbm @latinapolpot]

Light bulb went out they fighting over who has to change it

[vavodica (he/him) @vavodica_]

TWO-STATE SOLUTION IN POLAND BEFORE ISRAEL 😭

[Rabiesunchained @rabiesunchained]

>fake nigga economies sanction you from acessing their fictional capital
>Simply hack the fictional capital
>Use it to invest into your own real nigga economy

Its that simple

[优雅的番茄炒蛋 @zhong_jun98337]

😆哄堂大孝了，太监以为被阉割挺光荣，嘲笑别人有鸡巴

[Rafael, um aceleracionista de iPhone @tuitero_rafael]

- Lula foi reeleito e a minha empresa fechou

- po mano que houve?

- tava emitindo nota fria, soneguei imposto e tinha trabalho escravo

[yas @aafetoangels]

o segurança: "fiquem afastados que o carro do presidente vai sair, todo mundo fica tranquilo e sem causar tumulto".

saí o carro da garagem, abre o teto solar, aparece o Lula de megafone e óculos vermelho gigante, aí não aguento kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[ِ @0uiiii6969]

الياباني وهو يشوف الهندي يدافع عنه