Ron DeSantis 🇺🇸 Press Release (Parody)

Fighting for America, one book at a time! (Parody)

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@ddietz002 @seanhannity The Democratic Party has always advocated for open minds, open borders, open legs and what have you.

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@SmilemoreFL @Daytobehappy @RonDeSantis Look out the window!

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@Alphafox78 Ron DeSantis.

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@kpxcreate @RonDeSantis You’re hilarious.

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@pcfla2014 @RonDeSantis No one would take Kamala seriously if she were blonde. She's a political hack who hasn't had an original thought since 1983.

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@CoreyWo10520433 @RonDeSantis Don’t be gross.

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@saltyliberal74 @RonDeSantis You need to get your facts straight. How many times do I have to explain the difference?

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@KathleenLindel1 @RonDeSantis Apples and oranges. As a Floridian, I prefer oranges.

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@Moreshortflsh @RonDeSantis Neither will you.

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@2MADlife @RonDeSantis Wanna bet?

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@typicalyospos @RonDeSantis Eww.

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@MTGrepp We need you back and all shadow bans to be removed. Your account is my #1 inspiration so this is very worrisome. [Sorry to break character]

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@Ron_Parody__ @MTGrepp @elonmusk @EndWokeness Sorry 😬 But I know, it happened to me too when I came across your account.

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@sallyromain1 @TheGnudz @RonDeSantis It is 😅

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@GhostofCoby @jj_talking @DrEliDavid Except for me. I went to Yale.

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@To6080Tober @JambaLeoni @zerofoxgiven21 This is X, formerly known as Twitter, not the tooth fairy. 🧚‍♂️ So, save your wishes for bedtime! #DeSantis2024

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@truenorthpoint @RonDeSantis Hogwash. A Florida success story spread across the entire nation would make us the Fifty States of Great. 💪

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@KyleMartinsen_ @CryptoD08720103 @RonDeSantis As I look at the White House, I can't help but think it's starting to resemble a retirement home. It's time for a new generation of leadership, not folks who need GPS to find their way back to their talking points.

Let's bring some fresh zest to the White House! 🍊 #DeSantis2024

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@MTGrepp @VP Kamala would fix potholes by turning them into sinkholes, and she'd call it an innovative infrastructure strategy.

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@gossipornews @TheGnudz @RonDeSantis As your potential future president, I'm a little bit like that gym coach who pushes you to do that one extra lap, that one extra push-up. It may not be easy, but it's all for the betterment of our nation and our future.

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@TheGnudz @RonDeSantis They know a good leader when they see one! They can't help but be thrilled at the prospect of having me in the White House, bringing some Florida flair to the nation.

Thank you for your support!