Emdash

analog creature in a digital world.

[Emdash @desertkitton]

every dog on earth is analogous to a specific dessert, and it’s our role as humans to figure out which one

[Emdash @desertkitton]

if you still in the year of our lord 2025 eat farmed animals, I am extremely uninterested in any of your political views on anything but ESPECIALLY on my Spotify wrapped 😇

[Emdash @desertkitton]

tf is "joose" and how do you pronounce it? I refuse to google this

[Emdash @desertkitton]

Hallowe'en on a Friday night vs #GameSix of the #WorldSeries    ...just another skirmish in the forever-war btwn Goths and Jocks

[Emdash @desertkitton]

I don't want a whole order of fries, but I do want like 4 or 6 fries; why can't we buy fries like we do Timbits

[Emdash @desertkitton]

@alexbierk absolutely! build up not out! ptbo is a grown ass city, it needs to start behaving like one. why even give NIMBYs and their pandering, re-election preoccupied councillors a platform to speak against solutions to our community’s housing crisis?

[summer 🖕 @salesforcechild]

mushrooms come from the earth (scary, plotting against you, would only benefit from your death), lsd was invented by an innocent man

[Fellowship of Fans 🐎 @FellowshipFans]

On this day 133 years ago professor JRR Tolkien was born!
Following the tradition set by @TolkienSociety at 9pm your time raise a glass and toast, "The Professor!"

#tolkienbirthdaytoast

[Emdash @desertkitton]

spending the day after mostly the same as any other: tending to my plants and pets, because even the most oppressed and disenfranchised American has more rights and privileges than any tree, dog, pig, river, salmon, or mountain.

[Emdash @desertkitton]

drinking several excellent Quebec beers in a public seating area on a street in Montreal last wknd VS getting yelled at for a Mike’s Hard Lemonade in a travel mug at a free concert in a park in Ontario tnight…honestly can’t say which I prefer

[Emdash @desertkitton]

is a smoothie ever not a total waste of money?

[Emdash @desertkitton]

I’m working so much that I missed Kissinger Is Dead Day on twitter dot com, who even am I anymore

[Emdash @desertkitton]

Nature photographer of the year 2023 – the winning images https://t.co/SzG87OVcIg

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

A picture of your pet and who they were named after

[degreesminutesseconds @zircon_inc]

A cigarette is kind of like a beer that wakes you up and you can have it any time of day

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

november 1 is all saints day sooo.....here they are!!

[Emdash @desertkitton]

nothing in the world will make you feel quite so drunk and stupid as struggling for like four minutes to find the end of a fresh roll of toilet paper

[Emdash @desertkitton]

@quillpearson WHAT
why

[Katmai National Park @KatmaiNPS]

Congrats to 128 Grazer, our 2023 #FatBearWeek champion! 🥳 Though unaware of her title in this imaginary contest, her success is real! For bears, fat = success, & she's set up well for winter.

We had a record-shattering 1,382,783 votes! There's so much love for our bears! ❤️