Aneesh

Punekar🙏
Interests 👉 ChelseaFC⚽️ , Personal Finance📈 , Fish🍤 ,Tolkien📖

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

Most important rule: Keep calling it 'biscuit'. No need to Americanise everything by calling it a cookie!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

10 rules of biscuits:

1. When opening a packet, any broken biscuits must be consumed immediately.

2. Never dunk a biscuit for too long, you will ruin both your biscuit and your tea. Double sadness.

3. Always offer biscuits to guests, even if they claim they're not interested (they're probably fibbing).

4. Don't be the person who snatches the last biscuit of a kind unless you're prepared to face the consequences - i.e. a new enemy.

5. Always offer a hot drink with biscuits, obviously.

6. Bring out a posh selection of biscuits (metal tin, two layers separated by a sheet of springy purple cardboard, usually called a “collection”) for special occasions.

7. Always pretend you haven’t seen a plate of biscuits being passed around until they’re offered to you, then act pleasantly surprised.

8. Utilise the phrases “I really mustn’t”, “ooh, go on then” and “if you’re having one”.

9. Wrap biscuits up when not in use, either by pushing the open packet up against a wall, or by using a jar, tin or box.

10. Always have more biscuits in stock than you think you need. Never run out. Running out of biscuits is like running out of air: not ideal.

There are many more rules, but these 10 provide a good starting point.

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

Basically Indians are to Uganda what Parsis are to India!

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

There are Kevins in real world too, aren't there!

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

Man vs. two containers of marinara sauce

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

Well, cricket is a team sport and we did lose both ODI and WTC finals....but thank God for this!

[Johns. @CricCrazyJohns]

Virat Kohli won the Poll for "Athlete won your heart in 2023" conducted by JioCinema 👑🐐

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

WOW!

[India Wants To Know: India's First Panel Quiz Show @IWTKQuiz]

KJ Yesudas singing 'Jab Deep Jale Aana' live on TV and is then joined by KS Chitra.

Only a small matter of 14 national awards singing together.

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

First Chandler, now Holt! RIP💔

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

Agreed. Indian Film Industry is so huge and diverse that, at no point of time can there ever be an 'India's Number one Director'!

[Arnab Ray @greatbong]

Today Zoya Akthar was introduced on @TheDailyShow as India’s number one director. For most people unaware of the Indian movie industry, basically 99% of Daily Show’s audience, this will become true. One reason could be that the host was @kalpenn , who was literally grovelling in front of her for a part, but these things aren’t also spur of the moment, it was obviously something that was a PR-decided thing. Zoya didn’t even pretend to correct him.

What an absolute injustice to so many extraordinary directors working now in India, in different languages, by a director of supreme privilege who makes movies with people of supreme privilege (Archie’s, ZNMD), sometimes too about people of no privilege (Gully Boy).

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

Could we BE a lot more sad today. #mathewperry #RIP

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

Because...why not!
#लावणी #जगातभारी

[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

Marathi songs welcomed Nigerian President Bola Ahmed Tinubu in Delhi earlier today:

[ISRO @isro]

Chandrayaan-3 Mission:
'India🇮🇳,
I reached my destination
and you too!'
: Chandrayaan-3

Chandrayaan-3 has successfully
soft-landed on the moon 🌖!.

Congratulations, India🇮🇳!

#Chandrayaan_3
#Ch3

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

@merqrial @akkiman Not an expert, but wouldn't black glasses attract a lot of heat in summer?🤔

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

@merqrial To begin with, the issue with the movie was, it was a movie. Fitting the dense characters and storylines in 2 hrs was always going to be challenging. At least this is a series, that's a start.

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

@merqrial To paraphrase a popular quote, it is better to have hoped and disappointed than to have not hoped at all!

[ANI @ANI]

1,289 units of liquor bottles of different brands pertaining to lost property/detained goods at Terminal-3, IGI Airport, New Delhi over the period April 2020 to December 2022 were destroyed and disposed off: Customs

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

Has RCB become the Arsenal of IPL?

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Ee Sala Cup Namde 🥲

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

The most endearing part I found, is folks from from both left & right ideallogies coming together. Friendships are bigger than left wing & right wing!

[Harsha Bhogle @bhogleharsha]

So touching and so beautifully done. The people in the film industry always seem to come together when needed. Well done @AnupamPKher. I only met Satish Kaushik once or twice, saw him on stage, but there was an endearing quality to him. This is a lovely way to remember him.

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

@nistula @YRDeshmukh

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

Listen to the last 30 seconds of this video and wonder over the richness of our languages!

[Rocky Singh 🇮🇳 @RockyEatsX]

To our great friend and guide in so many things Awadh, you will be sorely missed Sir and your wisdom be longed for. Inna lillahi wa inna ilaihi rajiun - Rocky

[Aneesh @deshpandyancha]

Best mango arguement aside, I have always wondered why our haapus is the only mango which is constantly referred by its anglicized name.

[Dr. Rahul Baxi @baxirahul]

A patient told me today..

“I eat only Langda mangoes. I am from Uttar Pradesh. Only Langda is mango. Other mangoes are not mangoes, I hope they become mangoes one day”

Which is your favourite mango?

#Mango