Vik

Indian living the dream in NYC. Tweets about Arsenal, football and fail videos!!!! And dogs. I love dogs!!!

[Vik @desi_arse]

I read this thread sometimes when i feel sad!!!

[Vik @desi_arse]

@timstillman_ @_goonerlife Sokratis?

[Vik @desi_arse]

@YankeeGunner @arse2mouse Otherwise known as “unmarked”!!

[Vik @desi_arse]

@YankeeGunner Hope the owner to owner talks go well!!!

[Rex @RexCity01]

KSI reaction when Haaland tried to score a volley against him would forever kill me😭😭

[Vik @desi_arse]

@clivepafc i think someone from Chelsea is spying on your walks, first Hato and now Palestra

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Chelsea pursuit of Marco Palestra advancing at rapid pace. Agreement with Atalanta for 21yo wing-back expected inside 24hrs. Italy int’l heavily leaning towards #CFC / Alonso project if deal struck between clubs + would fit wage structure @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/YRopRzecby

[Louis Dunford @LouisDunford]

The Story of The Angel ❤️

[RL @RL_Comps]

Arsenal Season Review 2025/26

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Sophie Nicolaou @SophieSoccer71]

Gerrard 👏👏👏

[Vik @desi_arse]

@demzy39 @VdykCFC I know that. Chelsea has been the wild wild west for a while is what I am saying. Noni fighting for a pen, Maresca doing his thing, the red cards, Enzo now forcing his way out

[Red Cartel Era @RedCartelHQ]

"Man City only got 1 decision in their favor" 😅

[N5⭐️ @Afc_Nels2]

10th FC ??¿¿ Hold this please 👀

[James @1GoldPLTrophy]

May well be the greatest “Off you fuck” ever on live TV

[S A M A N T H A 🔴⚪️ @samting71]

🤣😂