Front Desk Girl

Welcome, I'm a smart ass who works the front desk at a hotel in Ontario, Canada. These are the people I deal with.

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You can literally be a Victoria Secret model & men will still cheat.. Men really have alll the audacity #AdamLevine #menaretrash

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@meghanrienks 2

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Someone please put Rogers in some rice? #rogersoutage #cantworktoday

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Not Scott Disick fcking kourtney around for a decade then not understanding why he’s not a part of the family events when someone else puts a ring on. #Kardashians

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@scotiabank it’s 2021 how is your hold music still 80s fuzzy sketchy elevator music?!

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@Thiccrespect @FisherPrice @Wario64 They have a new release day on Bestbuy site, Dec 1, but it’s $79.99 now

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After days of waiting, and the Oct 21 launch that never came, @BestBuy finally released the new launch day for the @FisherPrice real chatter phone, & jacket it up an extra $20. Dec 1st -$79.99

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Happy National Coffee Day! ☕️@starbucks be giving out free coffee, and @TimHortons is gaslighting it’s double double fans with fake clothes that sellout in 30seconds 😂

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@SWilliamBrown33 She’s saying all the things she WANTED to say to shitty customers 😉

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@OntarioParks WHERE are your park wardens after 9pm?! 🙄

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Why wait for HR to come back from vacation when your husband can royalty f*ck your company with one judgemental misogynistic email, Tiktok said hold my beer 🍻

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@OPP_HSD Take.away.his.LICENSE.for.EVER!

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Save a turtle, buy a mermaid straw https://t.co/ZUlKVUbsw9

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I maybe lactose intolerant, but at least I can enjoy the magnificent scent of my grilled cheese 🧀 #BreatheCheesy #Sweepstakes

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@OPP_HSD how do you feel about CAA telling me to call you for a ride bc they refuse to take me when towing my car. Closest taxi was 1 hour away....

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@AliceTinker1943 I am so sorry for your loss. I truly hope you find a healthy loving way to work through your grief. Anyone who says otherwise doesn’t empathize we all grieve different. We never know how we will act ❤️

[Front Desk Girl @desksmartass]

@TheEmSchulz Forensic Files: episode Freeze Framed. Says “Vomitis” like 4 times lol 😆 Love you guys!

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My million dollar company just cancelled Xmas bc we need to show the world we’re just happy to have our jobs

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S8E20: @CatfishMTV Kamie is on another LEVEL of catfish catching with this text analysis!! Damn girl is on 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Trump won’t die from Covid- we’re not that lucky