sam

Most of the good situations in my life have happened because I just turned up at places for free food.

I'm a living index of shit I've read on the internet.

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@twiddlemeister @mattmitchell3 Same. Willing to blame you though Dave.

[Jay Kyburz - Iron Helmet Games @ironhelmetgames]

Neptune's Pride 2024 coming soon!

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@RTSChants Screwfix do a 60 minute delivery! It's called screwfix sprint and it's always vaguely awkward to find.

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@DaneElwell Was it https://t.co/lPgXTP2oL4 ?

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@Agileonthebeach

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@Jeff95838825 @UKFast Log4j was invented by the NSA as part of a covert logging blackOPs committee designed to install backdoors in systems in the most ridiculous way possible. Thanks for exposing this brave truther.

[Vic 📠 @VicVijayakumar]

you either quit as a hero or live long enough to become the company jenkins expert

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@twiddlemeister What happened to the linux dream?

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@twiddlemeister egress costs

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@twiddlemeister Next stage is Steve Jobs crawling out of your screen like a remake of The Ring set in SF

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@twiddlemeister They truly are a scourge

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@twiddlemeister Ah, you can do that by posting it to stack claiming it's "the best regex ever written with no room for improvement"

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@bluemorbo Could ask @2ndhndUK what they've got in the foldable category? Got some steelcase from them recently, did exactly as advertised.

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@richardosman Skips are made of tapioca. This is classic tapioca erasure by the hand of Big Maize.

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@marty_mcd @IamHappyToast Few interior shots on this one, but very specific, nothing great :/ https://t.co/ah8PgXgBRc

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@IamHappyToast https://t.co/tfyu0tYG2m any use?

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@mark_webster @twiddlemeister Joke correctly identified. Full marks Mark.

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@SteveSmith_Tech teaching yourself dentistry because one day you may get toothache

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@SteveSmith_Tech I heard they flourish because the underground cabal of liberal elites want them to.