Detamax

It always seems impossible until it's done - Nelson Mandela

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Bro is always talking about the success of Asian countries but always leaves out how they made corruption a crime punishable by death 😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Anyone else notice how peaceful summer is after our successful Arsenal Champions league final & Messi World Cup final hate watch?

Imagine what would’ve happened to us if those mfs won😭

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Local man discovers the constitution in his 4th year of a 5 year term

[Dr. Jack 🇵🇹 @k_iddoo]

😂hapa nayo alitunasa

[Eric @amerix]

If you want to be a successful business owner, first accept being an obedient employee.

He who wants to lead must first accept being led.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Having a parent who still looks out for you as an adult is a blessing.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

The removal of atwoli must be on the manifesto of the next president of kenya . Enough is enough.

[Wayne Gakuo @wayne_gakuo]

Hata aseme no more SHA contributions and people will be treated for free, bado ni WANTAM ☝🏾

[Eric @amerix]

Albert Ojwang' was killed inside the police cells in police custody.

No other way to say it.

Black and white.

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

The promise that university will now be free for all sounds like progress but when it comes months to an election, after years of complaints about a broken funding model, Kenyans are entitled to ask, is this policy or politics?

For years, universities have been running on deficits, students have been locked out or saddled with loans, and the new student‑centred funding model has left families choosing courses they can afford rather than those they qualify for. Half of public universities are already potentially insolvent, and HELB can fund barely a fifth of first‑years under current allocations.

If the State could not sustainably fund the existing model, how does it suddenly find resources to fully fund every KUCCPS‑placed student without a clear legal framework, costed plan and honest conversation about trade‑offs in health, housing and other services? A constitutional government must not dangle free rights as campaign bait while hiding the fiscal maths from the very citizens expected to pay the bill.

I stand with students, parents, lecturers and workers who want real reform, not last‑minute promises. We demand transparent costings tabled in Parliament, a credible financing law, and guarantees that any move towards universal higher‑education funding will not collapse already struggling institutions or deepen inequality between those in public and private universities.

Free, quality university education is a legitimate aspiration but it must be built openly, sustainably and with citizens at the centre, not announced from a rally podium as a political surprise. Kenyans deserve more than applause lines, they deserve a plan.

[u_u @afterwyrd]

i hate having nothing to say to someone i actually want to talk to

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Ebola is waiting for World Cup to end

[Eric @amerix]

A parliament of liars, hypocrites, pretenders, opportunists, clowns and crooks.

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

The plan is to make Kenya a failed state;
1. Destroy the middle class.
-shut down manufacturing companies.
-overtax the working class.
-inflation.
-hike the cost of living.
-no increments on salaries.

2. Turn everyone into a beggar.
-introduce digital currency.
-government as biggest employer.
-destroy informal sector.
-divest manufacturing.
-over regulate/ over tax small and medium enterprises.
-subsidise corporates.

3. Privatize land.
-give access to farmland to global agricultural multinationals.
-bills that take away land sovereignty from the citizen.
-introduce a land tax.
-create squatters.

4. Control housing.
-15 minute cities.
-over surveillance.
-avoidable housing for those who can't afford a tax on their freehold land.

5. Destroy seed sovereignty.
-introduce only patented seedlings.
-prioritise GMOs and hybrids.
-demonize indigenous seeds and organic farming.
-pass bills that curtail the growth and aspirations of small scale farmers.

6. Privatize water.
-force a people to need a license to harvest rain water, rivers or dams.
-overtax boreholes so only the rich can afford them.
-give global beverage and bottled water companies uninhibited access.

7. Enslave the nation in debt.
-borrow from global banking cartels;
IMF, World Bank, China EXIM Bank, European Central Bank, African Development Bank...
-squander taxes.
-loot borrowed money.
-use national assets as colateral for debt.

8. Destroy Sovereignty.
-allow foreign military bases in your land.
-allow foreign governments say so in your socio-economic/ political issues.
-allow biological weapons labs.
-allow for looting of mineral wealth and natural resources.

9. Create an illiterate populace.
-remove free education.
-introduce a new education model without proper planning.
-allow globalist entities to fund your curriculum.
-dumb down the learners.
-divest/privatise higher learning institutions.

10. Devalue the currency.
-print fiat without regulation.
-inflation.
-loot gold and silver reserves.
-allow global banking cartels to set fiscal policy.

[Faith Odhiambo @FaithOdhiambo8]

Yesterday in Parliament, the Cabinet Secretary for Health, Aden Duale, failed to assure the country that the government’s decision‑making on the Ebola question is within the law and fully under control. The Constitution demands both legality and respect for court orders and public participation.

Listening to him, the message is clear, the court will have its say but the executive will enforce their way.

When a High Court has already issued conservatory orders suspending an Ebola‑related facility, any suggestion that the Executive can press on regardless converts being within the law into a slogan to justify disobedience. Constitutional obedience is not optional and it is not subject to administrative convenience.

Kenyans are entitled to clear, honest answers. Who authorised these arrangements, on what legal basis and with what safeguards for public health and sovereignty? Dismissing concerns as mere alarm while sidestepping these questions undermines public trust in both the Ministry of Health and Parliament’s oversight role.

The right to health under Article 43 must be read together with Articles 10, 94, 95 and 165 on constitutionalism, public participation and the authority of the courts. You cannot promote public health by eroding the very legal framework that protects Kenyans from arbitrary executive action.

[DJ KROWBAR @DJKrowbar]

When our parents used to say, "Weka news inchi inaweza kuwa inauzwa."

Today, That line is not a joke anymore.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Trump paused USAID when he came to power and said, “Africans should handle African problems.” I wonder why the US wants Kenya, an African country, to handle their Ebola problem.

Tafakari

[Viktor Benson @viktorbensonyt]

I just feel like Manchester United era of dominance is about to start