Oscar Goldman

parody account. not the real Oscar Goldman doll

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@ojessie__ Macarena

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@StocksandDares They pay them off by devaluing the currency in the form of inflation.

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@0xLuciferCore -34

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@JonathanKw46272 @CharlieWalsham_ @lara_korte @ZaidJilani I feel like the leftists are insane but toothless

Nothing they want would ever get enacted

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@CoffinItUp What could go wrong?

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@TheFungi669 I can only pick one?

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@notlouisckk Me. They owe it to me. And I want it back.

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@Dougtwit23 @elijah13123 @jimrowe77268 @NateSilver538 I typically support Democrats but El Sayed is a tough swallow.

Not sure what I’ll do in November but I think this seat is a lock for R

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@Poeslawisalive Need to send all ICE there toot sweet to deport the brown skinned people

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@CVanDutch @EdgeMidwest @magachrchpastr Trump brought peace to the Middle East on his first day.

It took David like a whole week!

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@EdgeMidwest @magachrchpastr Trump is just following the example set by the Biblical David

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@SteveMcNY Dude. The current administration is trying to cancel elections. This should terrify everyone.

I know you will tell me I’m wrong and I know you are too lazy to even wonder if I’m not.

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@oelma__ Tacoburger spaghetti

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@oelma__ Yeah. What’s up with those legs? Did she steal them from a mannequin?

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@nut_history The Horseshoe

Really a toilet, but dump fits

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@NateSilver538 Does Ohio not cook their pizza?

Explains a lot

C all day. Not close

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@JW_eats_plastic @adria59532 @LynnLock328 No it isn’t, Good lord

If you are a parent at all I feel sorry for your kids

Have a lovely day

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@JW_eats_plastic @adria59532 @LynnLock328 Put an engineer in a classroom of screaming 8 year olds and I’ll agree.

Put them in front of their own child and I won’t.

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@JW_eats_plastic @adria59532 @LynnLock328 I’ve found that my kids teachers make a lot of errors. Not just with math

They’ve been trained to teach a concept (maybe). This is not the same as understanding the principles underlying the concept.